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It takes guts to be a forensic scientist.
A lot of guts. Everywhere.
A man was filling his car up while drinking beer and later crashed
A forensic scientist, cop, and mechanic head to the wreck to determine the cause.
*"He was poisoned!"* said the scientist.
*"No! This was simply a case of drunk driving."* replied the cop.
*"You're both wrong! He crashed because he filled the gas tank with booze."* exclaimed the mechanic.
Suddenly, a voice echoed from behind them.
*"I'm the gas station owner and you're all half right. That wasted idiot drank pure gasoline while pouring beer into his car."*
Buccaneers Anthrax Scare
Tampa Bay, Florida, Sept. 26, 2014.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player found a mysterious white powdery substance on the practice field.
Coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice and called in local authorities.
Forensic scientists determined the powdery substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after it was determined the players were unlikely to encounter it again any time soon.
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