Foremost Jokes
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I used to think the USA stood first and foremost for freedom and equality...
Turns out it stands for United States of America
ALTERNATE JOKE:
I used to think the USA stood first and foremost for freedom and equality...
Turns out that was my imagine nation
«Silence is gold.»
«Yes, unless you have children. Then it's first and foremost just suspicious.»
At church, what three words are foremost in a bride's mind on her wedding day?
"Aisle,altar,hymn.
First and foremost, second and ______
fifthmost
Christian Kittens
A preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box.
When he got closer he could see that the box held a litter of new-born kittens. "What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.
"They're Christian kittens," replied the little girl.
The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts.
A few days later the preacher saw the little girl again. "And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" he asked.
"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're atheist kittens," replied the girl.
"But... I thought you said they were Christian kittens?" responded the preacher, concerned over the sudden change.
"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."
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