Foreigner Jokes
37 foreigner jokes and hilarious foreigner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foreigner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
In this article, we'll explore the popularity of jokes about foreigners, from the perspective of both nonnatives and natives. We'll examine how jokes about people from different countries, such as Indian vs. Foreigner jokes, have evolved over time. We'll also explore the implications of such jokes, and how they can reflect cultural and social dynamics.
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Funniest Foreigner Short Jokes
Short foreigner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The foreigner humour may include short foreign country jokes also.
- Why will the American people never convert to the metric system? Because they'll never accept a foreign ruler.
- King Charles will not make as many foreign visits as Queen Elizabeth did. Because the Queen could go any distance but the king can only move one space at a time.
- I before E Except when you run a weird heist on a feisty foreign overweight neighbor wearing beige.
- My grandad used to say "If it wasn't for me, you'd all be speaking German right now" Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher. No idea why the school hired him.
- My dad would swear and then say, "Excuse my French" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand.
- So a foreign exchange student asks me: "Is the word "ee-ther" or "eye-ther?"
I told them it was either. - If foreigners are upset to have had their visas cancelled... Why don't they just apply for MasterCards instead?
- What's the difference between Donald Trump and my passport? The passport has more foreign policy experience.
- TIL babies cry in accent I also learned that going around making foreign babies cry is apparently looked down upon
- As a new yorker i was excited about a wall that keeps foreigners from taking our jobs Then I learned the wall wasn't being built around New Jersey.
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Foreigner One Liners
Which foreigner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with foreigner? I can suggest the ones about stranger and foreign language.
- Down with the metric system No more foreign rulers!
- I hate the word "xenophobia" it just sounds so...foreign
- Why doesn't the US use the metric system? Because they can't stand foreign rulers.
- I like my women how I like my natural resources... Foreign and untapped
- I don't like the word xenophobia... It sounds so foreign
- What's the best way to get a foreign dog to behave? A treaty.
- What is Donald Trump's least favorite band Foreigner
- All the rich idiots in my town drive BMWs. It's the only foreign car they can spell.
- What do soldiers that go on foreign brothels get? PTSTDs
- I like my women how I like my wars Foreign, expensive, and of dubious morality.
- What do you call a smart person in America? A foreigner.
- What is President Trump's least favorite rock band? Foreigner.
- What did turkey do on thanksgiving? Changed its foreign policy on syria.
- I have a exotic girlfriend from a foreign nation. She is from... ..... Imagination
- I just got a job teaching in America! Yeah. Geography as a foreign language.
Foreigner Band Jokes
Here is a list of funny foreigner band jokes and even better foreigner band puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is the band Foreigner's favourite car to drive? A Toyota 4 -Runner
- Foreigner is such a timeless band. Whenever I listen to them it feels like the first time.
Gather Around for Heartwarming Foreigner Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about foreigner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean foreign car jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make foreigner pranks.
The troubles of foreigners in Canada
A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.
"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'."
"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
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A Finnish joke from the Cold War
During the Cold War, a foreign journalist asked a Finnish general what Finland would do if the USSR and NATO would fight a war in Finland.
He replied first we would beat out NATO, and then the Soviets .
The journalist was surprised about the order and asked why.
We are civilized people. Work comes before pleasure , the general replied.
A british Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen.
He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder:
"Ma nishtanah halailah hazeh mikol haleilot."
Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"
2 foreign immigrants have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other,
''"I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
A British Jew is to be knighted by the King.
He is to kneel in front of him and recite a sentence in Latin when he taps him on the shoulders with his sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder:
"Ma nishtanah halailah hazeh mikol haleilot."
Puzzled, His Majesty turns to his advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"
One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".
Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.
And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicious of anything Foreign "
I before E, except after C.
We ***feign agreeing***, but this ***foreign poltergeist*** of a rule is ***neither efficient*** nor smart- and ***therein*** lies the ***height*** of the issue. It's as if an ***ancient deity*** has influenced the ***zeitgeist*** of the people. We must remove the ***weight*** of this ***veil*** from ***their*** eyes, and ***forfeit*** the ***leisure*** of this ***weird*** and ***heinous*** rule from our ***science*** and ***leisure*** alike.
Foreign s**...
A man decides he wants to have a one night stand with a foreign girl. So he meets a girl they go to the bedroom. After the first round, the man says to her, You finish? The girl shakes her head, no. So they do it again. Now the man is really tired. So he says, You finish? Again, she shakes her head. So they do it again. By now, the man is exhausted. So he says to the girl, You finish? The girl answers, No, I Norwegian .
How to impress women
A guy walks into a bar carrying a couple of axes and orders a beer. "What've ya got there?" the bartender asks. "Oh, these are some of my new axes I bought online," the guy says. "I order them in from countries overseas. I just love how they smell." "Well, that's all fine and good, I guess. But why did you bring them to the bar?" the bartender asks. "To be honest I was hoping to meet women," the guy replies. "I hear they love foreign axe scents."
Hot dog
(Half of this joke is translated from another language so i don't know if it's as good as the original when told in English)
Two foreigners come to United States for the first time.
They have very little knowledge about U.S. culture,
So they stop at a fast food place.
One sees hot dog on the menu and is shocked.
He tells his friend " look they eat dogs in U.S."
Intrigued he says he will try it
When his order arrives, he turns to his friend and says:
With my luck guess which part of the dog i got.
An Irishman and an Englishman find a lamp
Upon rubbing it a genie pops out and says For freeing me, I will grant you each one wish!"
The Englishman says "I love my country, but it's being ruined by foreigners. I wish a wall to be built around it so that no one else can get in."
The genie says, "Done. And you, Irishman?"
The Irishman looks thoughtful for a moment and says, "Tell me more about this wall."
The genie responds, "It is twenty miles tall, a hundred feet thick and made of granite. Nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it with water."
