The Best 25 Foreigner Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Foreigner jokes. There are some foreigner sprechen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these foreigner foreign leaders puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Foreigner Jokes and Puns

If foreigners are upset to have had their visas cancelled...

Why don't they just apply for MasterCards instead?

two foreigners in america are applying for citizenship

They're lined up outside the Citizenship and immigration office, along with many others, not wanting to risk deportation now that Trump is in office.

>Guy #1: I've had enough of this waiting, save my place, I'm going to shoot Donald Trump myself.

several hours later he returns.

>Guy #2: well? did you get him?

>Guy #1: no, The line for that was even longer than the one here.

A North American arrives in the UK on vacation and needs directions.

Two plus size women with accents are walking by. The Foreigner says excuse me. Do you two gals happen to be from England . One of the women replies No idiot. Wales!!!!

The Foreigner is taken aback. I'm sorry, let me start over he says. Excuse me. Do you two whales happen to be from England?

Foreigner joke, A North American arrives in the UK on vacation and needs directions.

Two british men are sitting at a bus stop...

When a man, clearly not from their town, comes up towards them.

"Parlez-vous Français?" The man asks the two Brits.

Confused, they stare blankly at the foreigner.

"Hablan ustedes EspaΓ±ol?" The man tries again - still no reaction from the two men.

Frustrated, the foreigner tries one more time.

"Sprechen sie Deutsch?"

but the two men at the bus stop still have no clue what he's saying, and the foreigner storms off in a huff.

A couple seconds later, one of the men sitting on the bench turns to the other and says, "We should probably learn a language."

The other man turns to him and says, "Why? He knew three, and it didn't do him any good!"

A Colt 1911 and a Glock walks into a bar...

The 1911 says to the Glock: "Hey, ugly foreigner, want to do a drinking contest?"

The Glock says "You old idiot, you can only last 8 rounds!"

From a friend of mine who's a gun enthusiast.


What do you call a fight between a foreigner and a paedophile?

Alien vs predator

What is Donald Trump's least favorite band

Foreigner

Foreigner joke, What is Donald Trump's least favorite band

What do you call a smart person in America?

A foreigner.

What is President Trump's least favorite rock band?

Foreigner.

A foreigner goes to a bank in Switzerland...

The teller asks the foreigner: "Would you like to make a deposit?"

The foreign man replies: "Yes I would."

The teller: "How much would you like to deposit?"

The man leans in and whispers: "Three million dollars..."

The teller: "Oh you can speak up. Being poor is no reason to be ashamed in Switzerland."

Foreigners suck...

They blatantly disregard the "i before e except after c" rule.

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Foreigner??

I can barely fit three!!

The Art of the Deal

A poor city man is out in the streets attempting to sell something on President's Day. He goes up to a foreigner and says:

"Hey there! Are you looking for a rare portrait of Washington on his birthday? I can hook you up. It's even got the signature of the Secretary of the Treasury on it, so you know it's authentic!"

"Wow, really? How much?"

"$5 a piece."

"I'll take 20!"

Needless to say, he came in with a Washington, and left with a Franklin.

A foreigner was walking around Italy

When suddenly a thief grabbed her purse and started running away
The woman shouted "Hey! It's my purse!"
The thief shouted back "It's my job!"

A foreigner is talking to his friend in India.

He says, "Wow! This is a cool country! Not like my boring state. This is not my state."

And an Indian guy looks to him and says, "Namaste."

What do you call a karen in Asia?

A foreigner

Foreigner joke, What do you call a karen in Asia?

What do you call it when a foreigner kidnaps your son?

An alien abduction.

What's the best thing about living in Ethiopia as a foreigner?

Getting refunds on every appliance and tool with a lifetime guarantee.

As a foreigner, for years, I didn't understand why some Americans and British people often use "there" and "their" interchangeably...

...then I learned that they have identical pronunciation.


Foreigner? Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT!

(Say it out loud)

What did the Indian say to the nosy foreigner?

"This is "naan" of your business." Sorry if you didn't laugh.

TIFU by insulting a one-armed foreigner visiting my town.

I called him a tourist.

Taiwan funny video RAP about "Foreigner" from 911

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Did you hear that the lead singer of Foreigner was killed in an attractive gang member?

Yeah, he was Hot Blooded

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