Foreign Policy Jokes
17 foreign policy jokes and hilarious foreign policy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foreign policy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Foreign Policy Short Jokes
Short foreign policy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The foreign policy humour may include short politics jokes also.
- What's the difference between Donald Trump and my passport? The passport has more foreign policy experience.
- Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world. Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina...
- Foreign policy escalates as Trump begins literally taking off the kid gloves. (I guess his hands aren't cold any more)
- Have you heard Donald Trump's plan for foreign policy relations with Belgium? He's planning on becoming a Waffler.
- There's been a drastic change in American foreign policy in recent months...take Iraq, which we did,
- China's foreign policy is only gonna get harder from here on out... At least that's what Xi said.
- Maybe Trump really did meet with the president of the v**... Islands. After all, he consults him on foreign policy.
- Q: What did o**... Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"
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Foreign Policy One Liners
Which foreign policy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with foreign policy? I can suggest the ones about foreign country and policy.
- What did turkey do on thanksgiving? Changed its foreign policy on syria.
- What do you call Russian foreign policy with Ukraine? Nyet Neutrality
- British foreign policy.. When life gives you Yemens, give Yemen aid.
- The only thing ironic about the Obama administration is their nuclear foreign policy
Quirky and Hilarious Foreign Policy Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about foreign policy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean foreign jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make foreign policy pranks.
A man is walking through his local mall
and notices a Mexican book store. He decides to go in because he has never seen a Mexican book store before. He browses through the store and finally asks the clerk, "Do you have the book on Donald Trump's foreign policies with Mexico?"
The clerk replies, "F*c**... you, get out, stay out!" The man replies, "Yeah, that's the one!"
Mexican book store
Mexican book store.
He decides to go in because he has never seen a Mexican book store before. He browses through the store and finally asks the clerk, "Do you have the book on Donald Trump's foreign policies with Mexico?"
The clerk replies, "F*c**... you, get out, stay out!" The man replies, "Yeah, that's the one!"