Foreign Jokes

Funniest Foreign Short Jokes

Short foreign jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The foreign humour may include short international jokes also.

1. Why will the American people never convert to the metric system? Because they'll never accept a foreign ruler.
2. King Charles will not make as many foreign visits as Queen Elizabeth did. Because the Queen could go any distance but the king can only move one space at a time.
3. I before E Except when you run a weird heist on a feisty foreign overweight neighbor wearing beige.
4. My grandad used to say "If it wasn't for me, you'd all be speaking German right now" Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher. No idea why the school hired him.
5. My dad would swear and then say, "Excuse my French" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand.
6. So a foreign exchange student asks me: "Is the word "ee-ther" or "eye-ther?"
   I told them it was either.
7. If foreigners are upset to have had their visas cancelled... Why don't they just apply for MasterCards instead?
8. What's the difference between Donald Trump and my passport? The passport has more foreign policy experience.
9. TIL babies cry in accent I also learned that going around making foreign babies cry is apparently looked down upon
10. As a new yorker i was excited about a wall that keeps foreigners from taking our jobs Then I learned the wall wasn't being built around New Jersey.

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Foreign One Liners

Which foreign one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with foreign? I can suggest the ones about native and overseas.

1. Down with the metric system No more foreign rulers!
2. I hate the word "xenophobia" it just sounds so...foreign
3. Why doesn't the US use the metric system? Because they can't stand foreign rulers.
4. I like my women how I like my natural resources... Foreign and untapped
5. I don't like the word xenophobia... It sounds so foreign
6. What's the best way to get a foreign dog to behave? A treaty.
7. What is Donald Trump's least favorite band Foreigner
8. All the rich idiots in my town drive BMWs. It's the only foreign car they can spell.
9. What do soldiers that go on foreign brothels get? PTSTDs
10. I like my women how I like my wars Foreign, expensive, and of dubious morality.
11. What do you call a smart person in America? A foreigner.
12. What is President Trump's least favorite rock band? Foreigner.
13. What did turkey do on thanksgiving? Changed its foreign policy on syria.
14. I have a exotic girlfriend from a foreign nation. She is from... ..... Imagination
15. I just got a job teaching in America! Yeah. Geography as a foreign language.

Foreign Country Jokes

Here is a list of funny foreign country jokes and even better foreign country puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Putin lands in a foreign country and approaches the immigration desk The border official reads through his passport and asks: "Occupation?"
  Putin: "No, just visiting."
• Yo mama so fat… That when she went to [insert foreign country] she became [home country]'s largest export
• At my school, the cafeteria has "World Cuisine" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing.
• My new neighbors are from a foreign country and refused to eat the yogurt I offered them. Pretty sure it's a cultural thing.
• Trump finally addressed the Russian claims! He was quoted "I did not have foreign relations with that country."
• Chuck Norris' plane was hijacked by terrorists and landed at a foreign country for ransom The demand was to pay $5,000,000 within 24 hours, otherwise Chuck Norris would behead the terrorists.
• Bananas are like foreign-country workers. They're best yellow, but a lot cheaper if you buy the black.
• A foreigner is talking to his friend in India. He says, "Wow! This is a cool country! Not like my boring state. This is not my state."
  And an Indian guy looks to him and says, "Namaste."
• A guy named Charles lived in a foreign country for many many years. When he came back, everyone started calling him "Harles". Why?
  
  Because long time, no c..
• Most countries can boast that their intelligence agencies installed spies in foreign countries. The Russians can boast that they installed a president.

Foreign Language Jokes

Here is a list of funny foreign language jokes and even better foreign language puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A dog says to the other, Woof! The other replies, Moo! The first dog is perplexed. He says, Moo? Why did you say, 'Moo?'
  The other dog answers, I'm trying to learn a foreign language.
• My parents asked my why i was suddenly learning a foreign language? I told them, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition "
• They should offer a class on speaking the truth in high school It'd be a great way to earn a foreign language credit.
• When you listen to a foreign language song. Despacito I don't know the lyrics so I ate a burrito and my mom has a dorito oh oh oh
• Have you ever wanted to speak a foreign language fluently? I did. So I went to Germany and spoke English.
• I like to write my code comments in a foreign language. Please pardon my French.
• Why are there no foreign language channels on French television? Because one English Channel is quite enough.
• My friends want me to stop getting foreign language expressions wrong. I told them, "I can't help it. C'est la me."
• A foreign exchange student from Sweden started classes today. I thought I'd flirt with her a bit by speaking her language.
  She smacked me across the face when I opened with "Bork Bork Bork."
• I got a job being a teacher of foreign languages... Everytime I taught students the alphabet I kept omitting a letter. They don't know why.

Foreign Policy Jokes

Here is a list of funny foreign policy jokes and even better foreign policy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world. Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina...
• What do you call Russian foreign policy with Ukraine? Nyet Neutrality
• British foreign policy.. When life gives you Yemens, give Yemen aid.
• Foreign policy escalates as Trump begins literally taking off the kid gloves. (I guess his hands aren't cold any more)
• Have you heard Donald Trump's plan for foreign policy relations with Belgium? He's planning on becoming a Waffler.
• There's been a drastic change in American foreign policy in recent months...take Iraq, which we did,
• China's foreign policy is only gonna get harder from here on out... At least that's what Xi said.
• The only thing ironic about the Obama administration is their nuclear foreign policy
• Maybe Trump really did meet with the president of the v**... Islands. After all, he consults him on foreign policy.
• Q: What did o**... Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"

Foreign Exchange Student Jokes

Here is a list of funny foreign exchange student jokes and even better foreign exchange student puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just found out my little brother has been forced to smoke at school by some mad french foreign exchange student. It was Pierre pressure
• While hosting a foreign exchange student I realized how advanced the Japanese are... When I told Asahi he needed to shave and he asked me for a lazor.
• Why did the Italian foreign exchange student lock their door? Just in case Amanda Knox
• What's the most played song on a homesick, Iranian foreign exchange students playlist? ♫And I-ran, I-ran so far away ♫
• Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist? Because they both study abroad!

Hilarious Fun Foreign Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

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