JokoJokes

Foreign Car Jokes

15 foreign car jokes and hilarious foreign car puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foreign car that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Share These Foreign Car Jokes With Friends




Foreign Car Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good foreign car joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".

Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.
 
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.
 
And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicious of anything Foreign "

A homeless man was urinating beside a car

A man was urinating beside a car, when a foreigner spots him
He comes up to him and confronts the homeless man in broken English
Foreigner: "Wouldn't the police hold you?"

Homeless man: "No, we have to hold it ourself"

Brits

They drive a German Car
They go to Irish Pubz
To drink Belgium beer
They get a Chinese Takeaway on the way back
They sit on Swedish furniture
They watch American films
On a Japanese TV
Most of all though they are suspicious of all things foreign
Courtesy of Rick Wakemam who I'm doing lighting for tonight. (super chill guy btw)

So theres a rich arabian prince driving through a foreign country and he's passing through some farmland and sees a farmer leaning on a post so he decides to stop and have a chat.

Is this your land? He asks the farmer. Yep, from that post down to the river. Responds the farmer. The prince smiles and says, on my land i can get in my car and drive the whole day and not see the other side! And the farmer says:
Yeah i had a car like that once.

All the rich idiots in my town drive BMWs.

It's the only foreign car they can spell.

A Frenchman, a German, and a Russian are arguing about cars.

The Frenchman says: We use the Renault for travel inside our country, and the Peugeot when we travel outside the border.
The German says: Ach, ja! We do that too! We use the Volkswagen for travel inside our country, and the Mercedes when we go to foreign countries.
The Russian then says: Well, we do something simmilar, we use Ladas for travelling inside the motherland, and tanks everywhere else.

What kind of cars do foreigners drive?

4Runners.

What is the band Foreigner's favourite car to drive?

A Toyota 4 -Runner

Which is the most favourite foreign car brand in India?

Volksvegene.

A driver is stopped by the police...

The officer says:
-Congratulations! You are the 100th person who has remembered to use a seatbelt today, and therefore you have won $1000. What will you spend the money on?
Driver:
-Well, a driving license I think?
The passenger sitting next to him hurries to say:
-You should not listen to him, he's drunk!
A sound is heard from the back seat:
-I knew stealing a car was a bad idea.
At the same time, a foreign accent is heard from the trunk:
-Have we passed the border yet?

I was waiting at a stop light yesterday...

Up next to me pulled a small car. It was full of Muslim t**... types shouting in a foreign language. The car had a half burnt American flag hanging on the side with "Remember 911" spray painted on the side. One of the men stuck his head out the window and shouted "Death to America!!!" They sped off right after before the light changed to green.
Out of nowhere an 18 wheeler slammed into the side of the car, crushing it and killing them all instantly.
I sat for a minute in shock. I thought to myself, that could have been me.
So this morning I went out and got a job as a truck driver.


Share These Foreign Car Jokes With Friends



Foreign Car One Liners

Which foreign car one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with foreign car? I can suggest the ones about old car and cheap cars.

  1. All the rich idiots in my town drive BMWs. It's the only foreign car they can spell.
  2. What kind of cars do foreigners drive? 4Runners.
  3. What is the band Foreigner's favourite car to drive? A Toyota 4 -Runner
  4. Which is the most favourite foreign car brand in India? Volksvegene.