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Foreclosure Jokes

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Quirky and Hilarious Foreclosure Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

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Mall foreclosures

Did you hear about all the malls going out of business in the US? Apparently the US is experiencing a grand mall seizure

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What did the b**... say when the bank wanted to foreclosure his home, and he would face prison time if he didn't?

I don't give a dam.

A blond is having money troubles...

Her business is failing, her car has been repoed, and her house is in foreclosure. She sits down at night and prays to God "dear God please let me win the lottery, I will do good things and be ever so faithful." She watches the nightly lottery and no luck she didn't win. For days she continues to pray and plead to win the lottery and every night at the drawing she doesn't win. Finally on the eighth week of praying she hears the voice of god.
"My child, meet me halfway...buy a ticket."

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