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55 forecast jokes and hilarious forecast puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about forecast that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Take a break and have a laugh with some hilarious weather forecasts from the northeast! Read about snow, shipping, and sales forecast jokes from a weatherman's perspective.

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Funniest Forecast Short Jokes

Short forecast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The forecast humour may include short predict jokes also.

  1. Did you hear that people in Minnesota are very excited this year? summer is forecasted to be on a weekend!
  2. The devil asked his resident weatherman what the forecast was for the week ahead... "Hail, Satan"
  3. Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne
  4. Todays weather forecast… S
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  5. As a child I was absolutely terrified of weather forecasters ..until I realised they weren't to scale.
  6. Snow in the forecast... ...and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, "Fat chance, with a face like that!"
  7. Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches.
  8. Meaty urologist joke By the way, why are all the weather forecasts on television given by meaty urologists?
  9. My wife and I sometimes roleplay in the bedroom with me as a weatherman I forecast 6+ inches lasting for a couple of hours. It ends up being less then 4 and is over in 2 minutes.
  10. The weather forecaster this morning said that vision might be impaired by fog. I agree with him, but that's a weird way to spell "Whiskey".

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Forecast One Liners

Which forecast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with forecast? I can suggest the ones about future and budget.

  1. I won gold at a weather forecasting event yesterday, I beat the raining champion.
  2. Hey, Roy Moore; what's the weather forecast? Tonight, we'll be dipping into the teens.
  3. Uh Oh! Look at the forecast! It's an Irmagency!
  4. I heard tornadoes were in the forecast. But I'm sure Oklahoma will still be OK.
  5. What's the hippy forecast? Slight chance of a shower on sunday...
  6. What's the hottest and coolest news program? The weather forecast
  7. Today's forecast is going to be.... Partially sunny......
  8. What wasthe white supremacist weatherman's forecast? Heavy reign, with a chance of heil.
  9. The 2017 forecast just came in Looks like reign with a slight chance of heil.
  10. New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
  11. Why do people not believe meteorologists? Because their forecasts are all over the map.
  12. What's the forecast for Mexico? Chili today, Hot tamale...
  13. Forecast calls for rain so I'll bring an umbrella. It's the wetness protection program.
  14. Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
    A: The feather forecast!
  15. I think my wife is a weather forecaster... A guy called up asking if the coast was clear.

Weather Forecast Jokes

Here is a list of funny weather forecast jokes and even better weather forecast puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Have you heard that the weather forecast in Alabama now favors Roy Moore? It's expected to dip into the teens
  • This weather forecast extinguished my hope for a good day. They predicted 20% showers... and 80% bathtubs.
  • Weather forecast for today: Partly sunny... ... partly moony.
    Thanks mom for the corny joke to share on the internet.
  • The weather forecast is looking pretty bad over in Germany. There's a high chance of heil.
  • Tomorrow's weather forecast for Canada is in, just in time for cannabis legalization It's going to be cloudy with a chance of Doritos.
  • Tonight's weather forecast will be... ...cloudy with a chance of killer clowns.
  • Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good.
  • Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.
  • How does a skeleton tell when it's going to rain? It checks the weather forecast!
  • has anyone seen the weather forecast in syria? bomby with a tomohawk warning in effect
Forecast joke, has anyone seen the weather forecast in syria?

Silly Forecast Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about forecast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean estimate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make forecast pranks.

On a weather forecast in Russia reporter said it was -50C in Yakutsk.

On a weather forecast in Russia reporter said it was -50C in Yakutsk.
A guy from Moscow says to his wife:
Guy:- They are overreacting, I'll call my cousin who lives there, and he'll tell me the truth.
He calls his cousin and asks,
Guy:- What's the weather like where you are?
Cousin:- It's around -20C I would say.
Guy:- I knew the news were lying, they said it was -50C.
Cousin:- Oh, well it might be outside.

On a weather forecast in Russia reporter said it was -50C in Yakutsk.

A guy from Moscow says to his wife, "They are overreacting, I'll call my cousin who lives there, and he'll tell me the truth."
He calls the guy and asks, "What's the weather like where you are?"
"It's around -20C I would say."
"I knew the news were lying, they said it was -50C."
"Oh, well it might be outside."

A guy was watching TV in Moscow, and the weather forecaster says that it's -35C (-31F) in Irkutsk, Siberia.

The guy is impressed, and he remembers that he had a classmate who moved to Irkutsk. So he finds his number and calls him. "Hey, how are you doing? I heard you have really terrible temperature in Irkutsk, right?" "No, why, we have, like, -5C (23F) here", replies his friend. "Oh, and the weather forecaster says that you have -35!" "Ah, it's probably outside", friend replies.

Me: d**...! The forecast shows up to 5 inches of snow!!

Wife: If I don't complain about a few inches, neither should you.

Two English Muslims go on holiday in Spain...

Two English Muslims go on a long holiday in Spain, and they're having a wonderful time until one day the weather turns and it rains for three days straight. On the fourth day, one of them looks out of the window in the morning.
"Ahmed, I think we can visit some of the local buildings today. We should bring an umbrella though."
"Ah, but Hissam, how is the weather looking on the forecast? Is it Sunni, or is it s**...'ite?"

I was watching the weather on TV tonight and the forecaster said, "And because of the cold front coming in from North-East, we can expect about 5 inches of snow." She then glared off camera and continued...

"Or as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches."

Russian man is watching weather forecast on TV and they say that it's -50°C in Siberia today...

In disbelief he calls his Siberian friend:
\- Hey, I've heard is super cold in Siberia these days?
\- Nah, it's nothing special, about -25°.
\- Yeah? On TV they've said it's -50° C!
\- Ah, this must be outside.

Kylie Jenner just named her newborn baby daughter Stormi

I think the Kardashian family is trying to have a weather forecast for her kids, because it's going to be Stormi in North West Chicago with a chance of Reign.

Meteorologists have forecast snow throughout the US for the entire year of 2018

Flake news

Apparently the government has several models to forecast how the pandemic will play out

They should use scientists instead - they're not as pretty but they know a lot more.

What did the ancient Roman weatherman say when his emperor asked for a forecast?

"Hail, Caesar"

I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast

It's mostly Sunni

Forecast joke, Today's forecast is going to be....