Forearm Jokes
27 forearm jokes and hilarious forearm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about forearm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some lighthearted fun? Check out this collection of funny jokes about big forearms, wrists, arms, and ankles - guaranteed to make you laugh!
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Funniest Forearm Short Jokes
Short forearm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The forearm humour may include short forehead jokes also.
- I refuse to play poker with my friend because he has a tattoo of Jim Carrey from 1994 on his forearm. He's always got an ace up his sleeve.
- This girl came up to me and said, "I really like your forearms." She must have been drunk though, I've only got two.
- I went to the Dr. with symptoms of a sore thumb and swollen forearm ... He diagnosed me with Tinder-nitis
- A man handed me a forearm, and said, "What is this, some kind of joke?" Well, it's no humerus.
- What's the difference between Olive Oyl and Extra v**... Olive Oil? Nothing, which explains Popeye's forearms.
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Forearm One Liners
Which forearm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with forearm? I can suggest the ones about wrist and elbow.
- My Machamp just spent the whole day lifting weights. You should see his forearms.
- I wish I had forearms But like most people, I only have 2.
- What's an emo's favorite musical instrument? The forearm violin.
- A guy shows his forearms to a woman She says, How do you have so many?
- What do humans and octopuses have in common? Two sets of forearms
- I don't have four hands but I have forearms
- I have two arms ... but I also have forearms
- Why were Popeye's forearms so big? Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
- What did the forearm and shoulder say to the elbow? Humerus
- Contrary to popular belief, most people have two legs, and forearms.
- A Zealot has three favorite body parts... Forehead, Forearm, and For Aiur!
- Did you know that the average person has 2 hands and 4 arms? forearms*
- On Halloween I went as Goro from mortal Kombat I just had to show off my forearms
- Why does Popeye have such huge forearms? Olive Oil is a v**...
- What is the skin on you forearm called? f**.... Budam tss
Forearm Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about forearm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean palm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make forearm pranks.
Two sailors are on deck looking out to sea.
In the distance, a huge hand rises from the water.
It keeps rising as the wrist and forearm become visible, the fingers stretching into the air. It wobbles back and forward then falls, crashing into the sea.
One sailor turns to the other and asks, 'Did you see the size of that wave?
Back in ancient Egypt, the standardized units of measurements were based off the length of the current pharoah's body parts. The pointer finger would be one unit of measurement, the forearm another, and so on.
It could be noted, the pharoah was the ruler.
A cop pulled a car over, with a driver that matched a description of a thief. Turns out the guy was not too smart.
The cop had a basic description of the thief, but seeing the matching tattoo, would seal this guys fate. The tattoo would be located on the guys forearm.
The cop says, "show me your forearms"
The driver looks confused
The cop gets louder, "show me your forearms!!"
The driver looks confused, and says, "I only have two"
