Fore Jokes
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Short fore jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fore humour may include short prior jokes also.
- What do you call a four-legged animal that's lost both of its hind legs? A fore-legged animal.
- In my state they've allowed golf courses to reopen and they adjusted the social distancing rules when golfing so now... ...you only have to be fore feet apart.
- What did the uncircumcised man say during confession? Forgive me father fore I have skinned
- Why is a front flavouring different from a tender crack? One is a *fore salt*, the other is a *sore fault*.
- Watched a one-sided football match between sportsmen and religious people. Golfers: Fore Catholics: Kneel
- I headed-butted a girl while we were making out. She told me we should just skip the fore-head-play.
- The average size of p**... increased after World War II Fore many reasons
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- how many layers of skin is a Jewish man missing? fore
- What's an Australians definition of fore play? Brace yourself Sheila
- How many golfers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? FORE!
- How do you circumcise a whale? Fore skin divers.
- Why is Jason Derulo not allowed to play golf anymore? Everything Is Fore
- What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole? Fore-play
- On a scale of one to ten, guess how much I like golfing. Fore!
- How many points do you get if you hit a golfer? Fore.
- Golf The sport where you shout fore, shoot five, and write three.
- Republicans hate a family with two dads.... Yet love a nation with fore fathers.
- I couldn't find the Golf Channel on TV. My wife yelled, Fore!
Then it hit me. - Golf is a game of numbers You yell fore, shoot a six and write down a five.
- What do you call four bees?? ....Be-fore
- My dyslexic teacher thought me how to count Won
Too
Tree
Fore
Fyffe - Three is fore for four. And aft to two too.
Fore Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about fore you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fore pranks.
forever alone
Having alcohol by yourself at home is considered a problem, but social drinking is acceptable.
So now, whenever I open a crate of White Lightning, I always log on to Facebook.
How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he wishes it was two.
Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch h**... criminals?
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
What's Forest Gump's password?
1forest1
Foreign s**...
A man decides he wants to have a one night stand with a foreign girl. So he meets a girl they go to the bedroom. After the first round, the man says to her, You finish? The girl shakes her head, no. So they do it again. Now the man is really tired. So he says, You finish? Again, she shakes her head. So they do it again. By now, the man is exhausted. So he says to the girl, You finish? The girl answers, No, I Norwegian .
Took me forever to find this chronology book.
It's about time.
Forecast calls for rain so I'll bring an umbrella.
It's the wetness protection program.
Foreplay
After the first week of s**... education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over. Encountering a female friend in the hall, the friend asked, "Lori, what in the world is the matter with you? You look as if you're about to kill someone." "I am !!!" Lori fumed. "You just wait until I catch up with that Dennis. All summer long, that clown had me convinced that 'foreplay' involved tossing a coin for position."
Three foreign actors applying for the part of an angry man are asked to call out their numbers. First one goes "Me first actor", second one goes "Me second actor". The third one smashes all furniture and goes...
"method actor"
What's the forecast for Mexico?
Chili today, Hot tamale...
What's a forests favorite musical group?
A trio.
Why are there no foreign language channels on French television?
Because one English Channel is quite enough.
So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard.
The exam the next morning s**....
What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?
Being given head.
I was watching Trump the other day with my dad.
He put his hand on my shoulder and said "Son, once in every generation a man comes to the fore who stands up for his fellow citizens against the foreign lunatics of this world. Get the gun, we're going to America."
So a foreign exchange student asks me:
"Is the word "ee-ther" or "eye-ther?"
I told them it was either.
Foreigners s**......
They blatantly disregard the "i before e except after c" rule.
THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike.
Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: "MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"
Why were Popeye's forearms so big?
Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
Why does the foreman keep reprimanding his welding employees?
He likes to test their metal.
Forest Gump ruined dating for me...
He was a war hero, Olympian, and millionaire but the best he could settle down with was a druggie burnout with AIDS and daddy issues
What's the best way to get a foreign dog to behave?
A treaty.
A foreigner goes to a bank in Switzerland...
The teller asks the foreigner: "Would you like to make a deposit?"
The foreign man replies: "Yes I would."
The teller: "How much would you like to deposit?"
The man leans in and whispers: "Three million dollars..."
The teller: "Oh you can speak up. Being poor is no reason to be ashamed in Switzerland."
What goes on forever with no head?
A loveless marriage.
If foreigners are upset to have had their visas cancelled...
Why don't they just apply for MasterCards instead?
two foreigners in america are applying for citizenship
They're lined up outside the Citizenship and immigration office, along with many others, not wanting to risk deportation now that Trump is in office.
>Guy #1: I've had enough of this waiting, save my place, I'm going to shoot Donald Trump myself.
several hours later he returns.
>Guy #2: well? did you get him?
>Guy #1: no, The line for that was even longer than the one here.
What's Forest Gumps password?
1FORREST1
A foreigner is talking to his friend in India.
He says, "Wow! This is a cool country! Not like my boring state. This is not my state."
And an Indian guy looks to him and says, "Namaste."
Foreplay
What is Jewish foreplay?
Four hours of begging
What is Italian foreplay?
"Maria, I'm home"
A foreign man walks into a bar...
He sees a group of hot women, and asks them, "Where are you from?" in a thick accent.
Somewhat annoyed, they reply, "Go away, we're l**...!"
Determined to get one of them, he says, "but I'm from Lesbia too!"
Today's forecast is going to be....
Partially sunny......
Uh Oh! Look at the forecast!
It's an Irmagency!
Forehead wrinkles.
They're making headlines.
What is foreplay for cannibals?
Mutual mastication.
Foreigner??
I can barely fit three!!
Went to a forest but brought nothing back home
I didn't have mushroom.
The forecast in Alabama is favoring Roy Moore...
The temperature is dipping into the teens.
The foreign bloke driving my taxi was so uninspired, bless him.
He kept saying "give me direction".
I had to have f**... removed when I was thirteen
My sister was born with no eyelids and the doctor suggested making them out of f**....
Worked awesome, she can blink and wink normally. Only thing is that she is a bit cockeyed...
I wish I had forearms
But like most people, I only have 2.
So there was this forest fire in Greece recently.
I guess you can also call it a Greece fire.
A foreigner was walking around Italy
When suddenly a thief grabbed her purse and started running away
The woman shouted "Hey! It's my purse!"
The thief shouted back "It's my job!"
Forestry.
Now there's a shady business.
What did the forearm and shoulder say to the elbow?
Humerus
We can't just let a foreign country send people here to change our ways, not pay taxes and r**... our children!
The Vatican has to be stopped.
Forever is a long time... but when does one ever end?
One-ever you want!
Foreploy:
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
When it comes to foreign phrases, I don't know, I just ...
... lack a certain 'Jenna say k**....'
The foreman at my bridge construction site is always rushing things. But when I got the beams set ahead of schedule he didn't believe me.
Nobody expects the span is in position.
Why are forests so creepy?
Because the trees are all shady.
Why is the forest floor covered in leaf litter?
Because nature abhors a vacuum
If a foreign diplomat recovers from COVID-19...
Does he have diplomatic immunity?
2 foreign immigrants have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other,
''"I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
A foreign country's leader was cooking a small p**... of prime ribs
While cooking, he stirred the p**.... It was a prime mini stir
A foreign family is about to travel to america
The parents told the kids to say bye to the friends they will miss. The older son then threw himself down a flight of stairs, in the hospital, when he was asked why he did it, he said
"Just saying goodbye to free healthcare"
Foreigner
A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink ans sees an attractive woman at the end of the bar. He tells the bartender that he wants to buy that woman a drink.
Bartender says "she's a Lesbian you know"
Man insists and the bartender put a drink down in front of her.
Man waits 5 minutes, and walks up to her asks
"so what part of Lesbia are you from?"
I before e
Except for when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleigh from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.
I took me forever to learn what Tl;dr meant.
All the explanations were too long; so I didn't read them.
A foreman of a factory was making his rounds inspecting how all of the workers were doing their jobs.
Well," he said to one blond worker, "I see you are doing a very diligent job stamping all of the boxes 'THIS SIDE UP'."
"Yes," the worker replied, eager to please, "and just to be extra sure I stamped the bottom also!"
A foreigner asked an Indian man
"Why Indian Women have Red
Dot on their forehead ?"
Indian man replied,
"Because they Record everything.."
