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Short fore jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fore humour may include short prior jokes also.
- What do you call a four-legged animal that's lost both of its hind legs? A fore-legged animal.
- In my state they've allowed golf courses to reopen and they adjusted the social distancing rules when golfing so now... ...you only have to be fore feet apart.
- Why is a front flavouring different from a tender crack? One is a *fore salt*, the other is a *sore fault*.
- Watched a one-sided football match between sportsmen and religious people. Golfers: Fore Catholics: Kneel
- I headed-butted a girl while we were making out. She told me we should just skip the fore-head-play.
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Which fore one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fore? I can suggest the ones about ahead and pres.
- how many layers of skin is a Jewish man missing? fore
- What's an Australians definition of fore play? Brace yourself Sheila
- How many golfers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? FORE!
- Why is Jason Derulo not allowed to play golf anymore? Everything Is Fore
- What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole? Fore-play
- On a scale of one to ten, guess how much I like golfing. Fore!
- How many points do you get if you hit a golfer? Fore.
- Golf The sport where you shout fore, shoot five, and write three.
- I couldn't find the Golf Channel on TV. My wife yelled, Fore!
Then it hit me. - Golf is a game of numbers You yell fore, shoot a six and write down a five.
- What do you call four bees?? ....Be-fore
- My dyslexic teacher thought me how to count Won
Too
Tree
Fore
Fyffe - Three is fore for four. And aft to two too.
- How do you circumcise a whale? Fore skin divers.
- The average size of p**... increased after World War II Fore many reasons
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What funny jokes about fore you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fore pranks.
forever alone
Having alcohol by yourself at home is considered a problem, but social drinking is acceptable.
So now, whenever I open a crate of White Lightning, I always log on to Facebook.
A foreman working on a construction site walks up to his only workers for the day...
They were an Irishman, Englishman and a Chinese.
The foreman walks up to the Irishman and tells him:
"I will be going out for a few hours to do some paperwork. In the meantime I want you to shovel this pile of gravel into the truck so it can be taken away when I get back."
He then goes to the Englishman:
"You, on the other hand are going to sweep all the dust on the ground left behind by all the cement. I want to see the floor spotless when I return."
He says to the Chinese man:
"I will leave you in charge of the supplies. Make sure everyone gets their supplies."
And having delivered the duties to his workers, the foreman leaves the site to attend to his business.
When he returns, he finds the gravel not shoveled and the floor not swept.
He quickly locates the Irishman and asks him why he didn't do his job. He says: "I would have shoveled this here gravel, but I don't have a shovel. The Chinese guy was supposed to give it to me but I haven't seen him since you left."
He then goes to look for the Englishman, who says: "I can't possibly sweep the floor without a broom and dustpan, as the Chinese man has not given them to me. I have been looking for him for hours but I can't seem to find him."
The foreman, Irishman and Englishman decide to go look for the Chinese man when he jumps out from behind a pillar and yells:
"SUPPLIES!"
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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch h**... criminals?
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
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Foreign s**...
A man decides he wants to have a one night stand with a foreign girl. So he meets a girl they go to the bedroom. After the first round, the man says to her, You finish? The girl shakes her head, no. So they do it again. Now the man is really tired. So he says, You finish? Again, she shakes her head. So they do it again. By now, the man is exhausted. So he says to the girl, You finish? The girl answers, No, I Norwegian .
Took me forever to find this chronology book.
It's about time.
Forecast calls for rain so I'll bring an umbrella.
It's the wetness protection program.
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Foreplay
After the first week of s**... education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over. Encountering a female friend in the hall, the friend asked, "Lori, what in the world is the matter with you? You look as if you're about to kill someone." "I am !!!" Lori fumed. "You just wait until I catch up with that Dennis. All summer long, that clown had me convinced that 'foreplay' involved tossing a coin for position."
Three foreign actors applying for the part of an angry man are asked to call out their numbers. First one goes "Me first actor", second one goes "Me second actor". The third one smashes all furniture and goes...
"method actor"
What's the forecast for Mexico?
Chili today, Hot tamale...
What's a forests favorite musical group?
A trio.
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What did the uncircumcised man say during confession?
Forgive me father fore I have skinned
Why are there no foreign language channels on French television?
Because one English Channel is quite enough.
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So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard.
The exam the next morning s**....
Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?
Because they both study abroad!
Forest fires always think my jokes are hilarious
But it's probably just because they're blazing trees
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I was watching Trump the other day with my dad.
He put his hand on my shoulder and said "Son, once in every generation a man comes to the fore who stands up for his fellow citizens against the foreign lunatics of this world. Get the gun, we're going to America."
So a foreign exchange student asks me:
"Is the word "ee-ther" or "eye-ther?"
I told them it was either.
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Foreigners s**......
They blatantly disregard the "i before e except after c" rule.
THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike.
Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: "MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"
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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?
Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
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Foreigner? Why not fist her?
Badoom TSSSSssT!
(Say it out loud)
Why does the foreman keep reprimanding his welding employees?
He likes to test their metal.
What's the best way to get a foreign dog to behave?
A treaty.
What goes on forever with no head?
A loveless marriage.
As a foreigner, for years, I didn't understand why some Americans and British people often use "there" and "their" interchangeably...
...then I learned that they have identical pronunciation.
A foreigner is talking to his friend in India.
He says, "Wow! This is a cool country! Not like my boring state. This is not my state."
And an Indian guy looks to him and says, "Namaste."
Foreplay
What is Jewish foreplay?
Four hours of begging
What is Italian foreplay?
"Maria, I'm home"
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A foreign man walks into a bar...
He sees a group of hot women, and asks them, "Where are you from?" in a thick accent.
Somewhat annoyed, they reply, "Go away, we're l**...!"
Determined to get one of them, he says, "but I'm from Lesbia too!"
Today's forecast is going to be....
Partially sunny......
Uh Oh! Look at the forecast!
It's an Irmagency!
Forehead wrinkles.
They're making headlines.
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What is foreplay for cannibals?
Mutual mastication.
Foreigner??
I can barely fit three!!
Went to a forest but brought nothing back home
I didn't have mushroom.
The foreign bloke driving my taxi was so uninspired, bless him.
He kept saying "give me direction".
My foreign coworker has always wanted to learn to speak English but can't afford Rosetta Stone. So all of us got together and bought him headphones, a new computer, and a copy of the Sims 2
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I had to have f**... removed when I was thirteen
My sister was born with no eyelids and the doctor suggested making them out of f**....
Worked awesome, she can blink and wink normally. Only thing is that she is a bit cockeyed...
I wish I had forearms
But like most people, I only have 2.
So there was this forest fire in Greece recently.
I guess you can also call it a Greece fire.
A foreigner was walking around Italy
When suddenly a thief grabbed her purse and started running away
The woman shouted "Hey! It's my purse!"
The thief shouted back "It's my job!"
Forestry.
Now there's a shady business.
A foreign exchange student from Sweden started classes today.
I thought I'd flirt with her a bit by speaking her language.
She smacked me across the face when I opened with "Bork Bork Bork."
Foreign policy escalates as Trump begins literally taking off the kid gloves.
(I guess his hands aren't cold any more)
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Forest: whats that you're drinking?
Jack sparrow: what, this?
Forest: yea that!
Jack; r**... Forest, r**...
What did the forearm and shoulder say to the elbow?
Humerus
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We can't just let a foreign country send people here to change our ways, not pay taxes and r**... our children!
The Vatican has to be stopped.
First and foremost, second and ______
fifthmost
Forever is a long time... but when does one ever end?
One-ever you want!
Foreploy:
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
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When it comes to foreign phrases, I don't know, I just ...
... lack a certain 'Jenna say k**....'
The foreman at my bridge construction site is always rushing things. But when I got the beams set ahead of schedule he didn't believe me.
Nobody expects the span is in position.
Why are forests so creepy?
Because the trees are all shady.
Why is the forest floor covered in leaf litter?
Because nature abhors a vacuum
If a foreign diplomat recovers from COVID-19...
Does he have diplomatic immunity?
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A foreign country's leader was cooking a small p**... of prime ribs
While cooking, he stirred the p**.... It was a prime mini stir
Foreigner
A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink ans sees an attractive woman at the end of the bar. He tells the bartender that he wants to buy that woman a drink.
Bartender says "she's a Lesbian you know"
Man insists and the bartender put a drink down in front of her.
Man waits 5 minutes, and walks up to her asks
"so what part of Lesbia are you from?"
I took me forever to learn what Tl;dr meant.
All the explanations were too long; so I didn't read them.
A foreman of a factory was making his rounds inspecting how all of the workers were doing their jobs.
Well," he said to one blond worker, "I see you are doing a very diligent job stamping all of the boxes 'THIS SIDE UP'."
"Yes," the worker replied, eager to please, "and just to be extra sure I stamped the bottom also!"
A foreigner asked an Indian man
"Why Indian Women have Red
Dot on their forehead ?"
Indian man replied,
"Because they Record everything.."
