Ford Truck Jokes
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How is driving a Ford truck similar to visiting Thailand?
Either way, you're likely to blow a t**...
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Ford is coming out with a new truck for those who don't give a d**... about anything or anyone
It's the new F-U50
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Two old farmers were talking about the 'good-ole-days'..
The old farmer from Texas says, "When I had my ranch, I could get up in the morning, get in my old Chevy truck, and drive all day and still be on my property."
The old farmer from Kentucky said, "Yeah, I had a truck like that once too... you shoulda gota Ford...h**..., they'll get ya all the way ta town and back!"
So I went to buy a new truck...
Too bad I can't a Ford one.
What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
I saw a truck for sale on DC Craigslist, it was old and ugly, made terrible noises and got laughed right out of Washington
It was a Christine Blasey Ford
Did you know there was a decision made at Ford to stop producing tow trucks?
They finally realized a tow truck couldn't be expected to tow itself
What starts with an 'F', ends with a 'uck', and all guys want one?
A 'Ford Truck'
Anyone hear about the new Ford truck options?
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Appalachian couple get married
Jethro and Ellie Mae get married, and after the wedding party they happily drive off in his 68 Ford truck for their honeymoon. But about an hour later, Jethro storms back into his parents house, angrily slamming the door.
The father asks what's going on, and Jethro says, "The weddins off!" The father says, "Well, now sit down there young fella. I don't understand it. Uns had a nice big weddin, all the clans showed up, you youngins seem perfect for each other, what could go wrong?" Jethro says, "I know pa, but she's a v**...!" And the father says,"Well then you dun the right thing: if she's not good enuf fer her own family, she ain't god enuf fer ours."
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