Ford Jokes

Funniest Ford Short Jokes

Short ford jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ford humour may include short fleet jokes also.

1. I told my doctor, I think I have ADHD because I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford. Doctor: That's not how adhd works.
   Me: But I keep losing my Focus.
2. Fords coming out with heated tailgates. So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home.
3. Why do Ford vehicles have heated rear bumpers? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it
4. My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
5. My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.
6. A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy Best pickup line ever
7. Henry Ford owned a brothel He packed the brothel with the most beautiful women in Detroit. Any man could come in and take one out on a date. They were known as the Ford Escorts.
8. A man is talking to his friend... "Today I got a brand new ford for my wife."
   "Eyyy, nice trade."
9. I woke up one day, and wanted to go to the store. I went to my garage and saw that my car wasn't there.
   That day, I realized I shouldn't have bought a Ford Escape.
10. My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He is a pick up artist.

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Ford One Liners

Which ford one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ford? I can suggest the ones about cars and fuse.

1. I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now I have a Ford Focus.
2. 85% of all Fords made are still on the road today... The other 15% made it home.
3. What's your favorite pickup line? For me, it's the Ford F series.
4. I'm currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford. It's an autobiography.
5. What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram? Comparrison Ford!
6. What's the difference between a Ford Fiesta and a Ford Focus? Adderall.
7. Jesus Christ himself was a Ford man ....he walked everywhere.
8. What do you call a Ford Fiesta that won't start? A Ford Siesta
9. Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car? It's the Mach-E Auto.
10. Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus.
11. I bought a rooftop tent for my Ford SUV I like living on the Edge
12. What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate
13. Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!
14. Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast.
15. My father only hit me once as a child. But he used a Ford Transit.

Ford Car Jokes

Here is a list of funny ford car jokes and even better ford car puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Which brand of cars can you buy without going over budget? A Ford!
• What kind of car is bad for a kid with ADD? A Ford Focus
• I went to a car show but there were nothing but Fords I guess you could say it was a real Ford Fiesta
• Ford Ibble A car salesman asked me, "What are you looking for in a car?"
  I said, "It has to be affordable"
  He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
• Why are Ford cars so popular? Because they are affordable.
• What is the car that everyone sleeps in? The Ford Siesta
  Many thanks to /u/ekhappychap for that one.
• What did the man say when he saw the car cross the river? Ford!
• Ford claims that 90% of its cars are still on the road today That's pretty bad, apparently only 10% of them made it back home
• Tim Cook was just named as the new CEO of Ford, and I for one am really excited! Now everyone will have the chance to buy a Ford-Apple car
• Ford have announced their new car. But the Ford Siesta has caused some safety concerns.

Ford Focus Jokes

Here is a list of funny ford focus jokes and even better ford focus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I tried to start up a business as a Ford dealership I lost my focus
• If you leave a Sombrero and Maracas in your Ford Focus Will it become a Ford Fiesta?
• I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, It is now a Ford Focus.
  I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams.
• Why couldn't 1 Ford Focus give the other Ford Focus a message? Broken transmission.
• What happens when you give Ritalin to a Ford Fiesta? It turns into a Ford Focus.
• Ford announced today that they are discontinuing all but two of their cars... They've really lost their Focus.
• A man is texting and driving in his ford By doing so he crashed and the car is totalled.
  You could say he lost his focus.
• I took a photo next to a Ford but it's blurred because it wasn't Focus.
• I just saw an accident with a Ford Focus. Now it is all blurry
• I used to drive a Ford Fiesta But since I'm on Ritalin it's a Ford Focus.

Harrison Ford Jokes

Here is a list of funny harrison ford jokes and even better harrison ford puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Harrison Ford just turned up at my AA group. I've never seen Han so low.
• Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?
• Harrison Ford just got dumped by his girlfriend... Now he's Hands Solo.
• What do you call Harrison Ford shivering in the corner of the Temple of Doom? Indiana Jonesing
• Harrison Ford has crashed his single seat plane He was flying Solo
• If Harrison Ford's son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city? Indy-Annapolis
• Someone asked Harrison Ford what his favorite star wars location was He said that Cloud City always sent chills down his spine.
• Harrison Ford has this ability called... Affordability. (i see myself out bye)
• What's the name of the actor who lost his 4th son? R: Harrison Ford
  (where is son four)
  ... Yeah, this was really bad
• What do you call a party car driven by Harrison Ford? A Ford Fiesta.

Ford Fiesta Jokes

Here is a list of funny ford fiesta jokes and even better ford fiesta puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My lucky day! I didn't have enough money for the Honda, but the dealership took pity on me and gave me an old Fiesta. I couldn't afford an Accord, but I was accorded a Ford.
• I really wish people would just put their phones down and drive. -Sent from my Ford Fiesta
• Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford? It was a Fiesta
• What do you call a ford towing another ford? A ford fiesta!
• What's more powerful than a North Korean nuclear bomb? Ford Fiesta.

Rib-Tickling Ford Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about ford you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tractor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ford pranks.