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Funniest Ford Focus Short Jokes

Short ford focus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ford focus humour may include short ford car jokes also.

  1. I told my doctor, I think I have ADHD because I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford. Doctor: That's not how adhd works.
    Me: But I keep losing my Focus.
  2. Doctor, I think I have ADHD. I can never remember where I parked my Ford. Doctor: That's not how ADHD works.
    Man: But I keep losing my Focus.
  3. I had a ford Fiesta once, then I left my prescription of Adderall in the glove box overnight, when I came out in the morning, I had a ford Focus.
  4. My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
  5. I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, It is now a Ford Focus.
    I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams.
  6. I left my Adderall in my car last night... When I came out this morning, it became a Ford Focus.
  7. What happens when you give Ritalin to a Ford Fiesta? It turns into a Ford Focus.
  8. Ford announced today that they are discontinuing all but two of their cars... They've really lost their Focus.
  9. A man is texting and driving in his ford By doing so he crashed and the car is totalled.
    You could say he lost his focus.
  10. I used to drive a Ford Fiesta... Until I took some Adderal to study for my test. Now It's a ford focus

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Ford Focus One Liners

Which ford focus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ford focus? I can suggest the ones about ford fiesta and ford.

  1. I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now I have a Ford Focus.
  2. What do you get when you put adderall into the gas tank of a Ford Fiesta? A Ford Focus.
  3. I put adderall into my Ford Fiesta Now it's a Ford Focus
  4. I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus
  5. I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus.
  6. What's the difference between a Ford Fiesta and a Ford Focus? Adderall.
  7. My son accidentally left his Adderall in his Ford Festiva. Now, it's a Ford Focus.
  8. Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus.
  9. What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate
  10. I tried to start up a business as a Ford dealership I lost my focus
  11. If you leave a Sombrero and Maracas in your Ford Focus Will it become a Ford Fiesta?
  12. What kind of car is bad for a kid with ADD? A Ford Focus
  13. I had a Ford Fiesta.... and fed it some adderall and it turned into a Ford Focus
  14. I put adderall in the gas tank of my Ford Fiesta... ...turned it into a Ford Focus
  15. Why couldn't 1 Ford Focus give the other Ford Focus a message? Broken transmission.

Comical & Quirky Ford Focus Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about ford focus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mustang jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ford focus pranks.

Yo mama is so s**..., she had a staring contest with a Ford Focus.

Yo mamma so s**... she was staring at my Ford because it said "Focus."

Ford Focus

Sitting in traffic today waiting for the light to change. The car in front of us was a Ford Focus. I turned to my daughter and said.. if that driver opens her door and steps out of the car, does she get all blurry? Because if she did, wouldn't she be "out of Focus" ?

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What do you get when you c**... a ford focus with a ford fiesta. A ford fusion

I left my amphetamines in my ford focus

Now I have a a Ford Fiesta.

My brother has ADD

but that's weird because he drives a Ford Focus.
-Zach Galifianakis

I was fired from Ford today

I kept losing focus

I used to drive a Ford Fiesta

But since I'm on Ritalin it's a Ford Focus.

I just saw an accident with a Ford Focus.

Now it is all blurry

I hate Focus on the Family

I mean, who could support Ford Focuses hitting children?

I took a photo next to a Ford

but it's blurred because it wasn't Focus.

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