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Ford Escape Jokes

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Ford Escape Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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I woke up one day, and wanted to go to the store.

I went to my garage and saw that my car wasn't there.
That day, I realized I shouldn't have bought a Ford Escape.

What did they change the name of the Ford Bronco to when O.J. Simpson got acquitted?

The Ford Escape!

What did Dath Vader say when he was disappointed with his shipment from the Ford dealership?

There is no escape.

My wife and I bought a Ford Escape....

We heard it was a great car for getaways.

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