The Best 10 Forcibly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Forcibly jokes. There are some forcibly technicians jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these forcibly wrongfully puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Forcibly Jokes and Puns

My grandad predicted that the Titanic would sink

He went to great pains to try and alert everyone. Sadly no one would listen. He told people in authority, middle-management and even the every-day punters who bought tickets. He was silenced from every corner in spite of all the evidence he put forward. Eventually he was forcibly removed from the cinema.

I was forcibly held underwater, made to consume human flesh, and drank human blood all before puberty.

man Christianity has some weird traditions.

When someone forcibly makes you buy shares in their company, but you begin to sympathise with them

Would that be called stockholder syndrome?

The government forcibly took over

They cited Eminem domain

You have 3 dogs and someone forcibly takes one, how many do you have left?


>!...and a dead body!<

For all the animal lovers out there

A teacher is in front of the class teaching word problems. She asks little Susie,

Teacher: If you had 5 pets and someone wanted 3 of them, how many would you have?

Susie: 5, I'm not going to give them away.

Teacher: Alright, if you had 5 pets and someone forcibly took 3 of them, how many would you have?

Susie: 5...and a dead body.

Pentagon awards new military contract to United Airlines

To forcibly remove Assad

CNN Turkey was forcibly taken of the air

I hope Anderson Couper's alright.

The army smoked weed

And forcibly seized power

This is a haiku

Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old crying?

Because they were being forcibly taken from their mother and father by child protection services.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the forcibly retaliation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working forcibly systematically piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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