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156 force jokes and hilarious force puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about force that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for some laughs? Check out this article to find some of the funniest jokes related to the Air Force, Space Force, Chair Force and Dagobah, as well as their strength. From puns to one-liners, this collection has something for everyone!

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Funniest Force Short Jokes

Short force jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The force humour may include short pressure jokes also.

  1. I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
  2. My brother just broke the record by downing 22 Russian jets in Ukraine He'll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force
  3. Why aren't color blind people allowed to join the police force? They wouldn't know who to shoot
  4. Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
    Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes
    Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work
  5. Did you hear about that time a hitman held a writer at gunpoint and forced him to write for Amy Schumer? The hitman warned him, Don't get any funny ideas!
  6. TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world. While the international version ends with Rey and Luke, the French version ends with fin.
  7. Ted Cruz has aborted his campaign ..but I say he should be forced to carry it to full term
  8. I was forced to read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. I hated it at first, but now I love it.
  9. What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS? How would I know, I`m just a US air force Operator.
  10. Justin Timberlake has volunteered to fight along side ukrainian Forces His first task… Crimea River

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Force One Liners

Which force one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with force? I can suggest the ones about strain and strength.

  1. 1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it.
  2. How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed.
  3. Which of the American forces is the most patriotic? The Air Force, because its US AF.
  4. Did you hear about the anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed.
  5. Just found out chuck norris had a cameo in Star Wars... he played The Force
  6. May the force be... ... Equal to Mass times Acceleration.
  7. How does Darth Vader eat with a mask on? He force feeds himself.
  8. If Iron Man and the silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys
  9. "Update the force, Luke" Adobe Wan Kenobi
  10. Why does the north Korean navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air Force.
  11. Why are there no Jewish Jedi family's? Because they have no force kin
  12. What do you call an NCO in the Space Force? A stargeant
  13. I know how the Force Awakens ends! Credits.
  14. The original name for Jedis was "Force Kin". I wonder why they rolled it back?
  15. Yo mama so fat.. Your dad was attracted to her by the force of gravity.

Air Force Jokes

Here is a list of funny air force jokes and even better air force puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the most american US military branch? the Air Force. They're USAF.
  • The Russian Navy has announced that it's commissioning glass-bottom warships ...so they can keep an eye on the Russian Air Force.
  • What's the most patriotic branch of the United States military? Air Force.
    Because they are United States AF.
  • What do you call a Marine wearing an Air Force uniform? Artificial intelligence
  • What do you call a deer that's enlisted in the Air Force? A bombar*deer*.
  • The Air Force is the most patriotic branch of the military Cuz they USAF
  • After being hit by an airstrike from the Turkish air force, a Syrian leader was quoted as saying... "As God is my witness, I thought the Turkish couldn't fly..."
  • What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot? Air Force Juan.
  • There was a bad accident at the Air Force base. A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.
  • An electrical current joins the air force He was too afraid to fly over enemy ohmland because he was worried he'd be grounded.

Force Awakens Jokes

Here is a list of funny force awakens jokes and even better force awakens puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script? Speechless
  • Watching Solo die was my favorite part of The Force Awakens.... Han's down.
  • The Force Awakens could have been much shorter. All the First Order had to do to get rid of the Resistance was to use a superconductor.
  • Force Awakens joke my 9yo made up What did Poe ask Finn when they went fishing?
    "Do you know how to tie a fly tighter?"
  • Originally, in The Force Awakens BB-8 had a brother. The robot would not stay on script or say his lines correctly, so he was fired. It is sad, but you can't really feel bad for DV-8.
  • Why do Jedi hate alarm clocks? Because of The Force Awakens.
  • First Review in for "The Force Awakens" Absolutely to die for
  • why do police always have star wars alarm clocks? for when the force awakens
  • I woke my wife one night and said "The force is awakening." She replied, "Not tonight Hand Solo."
  • I auditioned for a role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens Unfortunately, I was a white male.
Force joke, I auditioned for a role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Space Force Jokes

Here is a list of funny space force jokes and even better space force puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • President Trump's greatest accomplishment was making us give the Coast Guard the respect that it deserves as a branch of the Armed Forces. He accomplished this by creating the Space Force.
  • I'm not sure if the US should build a space force The costs would skyrocket
  • With this new Space Force being stood up... I've already been hearing that enlistment bonuses are going to be astronomical.
  • With the new Space Force I heard America was building their very own Death Star...and the rebels are going to pay for it
  • The new Space Force is going to cost the government billions in unforeseen expenses. The military housing allowance will go through the roof because the cost of living in space is astronomical.
  • A marine, a navi seal and a Space Force.... Trumpfurine spaceman sitting by the fire.... well what are we going to call spaceforce people anyway?
  • With the new announcement of the space force, Donald Trump decided to call this branch... Space Patrol Delta! The catch phrase will be, SPD emergency.
  • With the space force being created, one thing is clear. Trump was confused by which aliens are invading.
  • Trump was obviously joking when he said Space Force He meant Strategic Defense Initiative Organization Again
  • [OC] Space Force Trump announced he is going to create a 6th division of the military called the Space Force. I actually think he might be good at that, he is experienced at hiring space cadets.

Army Air Force Jokes

Here is a list of funny army air force jokes and even better army air force puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • "So, you're telling me you're in the army yet you don't know how to swim?" "You're in the air-force, do you know how to fly?"

Chair Force Jokes

Here is a list of funny chair force jokes and even better chair force puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My buddy in the Air Force got injured in the war... He fell off his chair.
Force joke, My buddy in the Air Force got injured in the war...

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Witty Force Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about force you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean stress jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make force prank.

I want to make a Zelda pun...

But I don't want to tri and force it

You can lead a horse to water...

but you cant force her to star in s**... in the City 3.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

A weather report for you

I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

What do you call a woman that tries to force you into commitment?

A booby trap

What does the US military and a f**... have in common?

Air Force

Northeast Weather

I just got off the phone with my friend in Boston. He said that since early this morning, the snow has been nearly waist high and still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just staring. He said, if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

my old man had a joke from his days in the Air Force

Background: my dad was a biomed tech and did work for all branches throughout many areas.
One day, he's at a Navy submarine repair station. as him and his buddy are walking in, 2 Navy guys see em and say 'Air Force? what are you guys doing here? where are they going to put the landing s**...?'
the other Navy guys says, 'fuck that, where are they going to put the golf course?'

In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke

Did you hear about the new Jedi beer?
It's Force Ale.

Air force weatherman

So, my uncle Mark was a weatherman for the air force and one day during a briefing, the Colonel said, "I think we should all thank Mark here for the wonderful weather that we've been having for our b**... runs."
So my uncle says, "I'm in prediction, not production. I think we need to thank the chaplain."
The chaplain, without missing a beat, says, "I'm in sales, not in management."

How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge?

They both get rid of the force kin!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

At my trial the judge asked me how i justified using force to get women to sleep with me...

Apparently "Because I'm a Jedi" wasn't a good enough excuse

Well done Turkey on shooting down a Russian warplane.

Now proceed to level two where you have to destroy fifty Russian warplanes and fight off an invading ground force.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so p**...?

...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Virginity and candy are a lot a like.

They require minimal force to take from a child.

Nice pigs sir

A Secret Service agent is standing at the bottom of the stairs as President Clinton is leaving Air Force One, and can't help but notice that the President has a pig under each arm.
The Agent salutes and says, "Welcome back, Mr. President. Nice pigs, sir."
Clinton smiles and says, "These aren't pigs. These are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks. I got this one for Hillary, and I got this one for Chelsea."
The Agent says, "Good trade, sir."

Making jokes about r**... is hard...

because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

I was forced to drop out of communism class...

I wasn't Lenin anything, my grades were Stalin, and my Marx were terrible!

Why I Joined the Air Force

The DOD was conducting an all service briefing and the leader posed this question.
What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?
A sailor said, I'd step on it.
A soldier said, I'd squash it with my boot.
A marine said, I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.
An Airman said. I'd call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room.

why was darth vader arrested?

excessive use of force.

Did you hear about a guy who was beaten with a m**... joint?

He suffered blunt force trauma

My s**... life is just like star wars:

Its either Han Solo,
or i have to use the force.

A flight attendant sees a suspicious couple on board...

She decides to report it to the pilot immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! The female passenger looks pretty frightened and the man she is with looks dangerous!"
The pilot responds, "Patricia, I've told you before. This is Air Force One..."

How many terrorists does it take to paint a house?

It depends on the force of the explosives.

Do you know what I hate? Inspirational quotes

Because no matter what you read, only you can be the driving force behind your success.

A soldier finds a scorpion in his tent...

In the Marines, he kills the scorpion.
In the Army, he calls his CO and reports the presence of the scorpion.
In the Air Force, he calls the front desk and asks why there's a tent in his room.

If I had an atom bomb for every gender...

I'd force Japan to surrender

Why did the pedestrian die after getting hit by a p**... s**...?

Too much blunt force.

How did the s**... die?

From blunt force trauma

if Newton heard someone suggest his corpse could move without an external force acting upon it...

...he would roll over in his grave.

I met an old Air Force guy.

I met an old Air Force guy. He said the first time he was gonna jump out of a plane he was scared. He said the Captain told him to jump, or he'd stick his d**k where the "sun don't shine". I go, "Did you jump?" He said, "A little."

I was forced to s**... purple food color.

I feel violated.

Why is Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars?

It has triple the force.

The first Jewish President of the United States is elected.

The night before the inauguration he calls his mother.
"Mom, I'd love for you to come visit and stay with me during the inauguration and for a few days."
"Oh I don't know, airfare is so expensive these days."
"Mom, I'll fly you out on Air Force One!"
"Oh, but you know, cab fare is ridiculous."
"Mom, the Presidential motorcade will drive you here."
"But accommodations, especially during the inau---"
"MOM!! I'll put you in the Lincoln bedroom itself!!"
She reluctantly agrees, hangs up and starts talking to her friend.
"Who was that?"
"My son."
*gasp* "The doctor??"
"No, the other one."

I was forced to dress up in a half man, half horse costume.

I hate being the centaur of attention.

Do you really have to lick the knife!? she asked with a disapproving frown. Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit. I said, chuckling. Lots of people do it though, don't they?!

Yes, but not during surgery, doctor.

Do you really have to lick the knife? she asked. Sorry, force of habit. Lots of people do it though, don't they? I said.

Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor.

My wife got really mad at me earlier when I tried to force feed our young son...

"Just use the fork!" she said. "You're not a Jedi!"

Religion is a lot like s**...

You really should not force it on children.

"For your final police recruit evaluation,"

"there are six rounds in the cylinder" the Sergeant said as he slid a revolver across the desk. "I want you to go shoot five black men and a rabbit".
The puzzled prospective cadet responded, "A rabbit, sir?"
The Sergeant shot up from his seat with an outstretched hand, "welcome to the force, son!"

My friend said she teaches circuit training classes..

I'll bet she's the driving force behind her students' motivation.

Politics and religion is like a d-c**...

you shouldn't force it down anyone's t**... especially your children.

Air Force One gets caught in a storm in the midwest

And crashes. Because most of the roads are out, it takes emergency responders a long time to reach the wreck. When they get there, they see a farmer.
"Did you see the plane c**...?" asked the EMTs.
"Ayup. Sure did. Buried them all too," answered the farmer.
"None of them survived?"
"Well, the president said he did, but you know what a liar he is."

Do you really have to lick the knife? she growled angrily. Sorry, force of habit. I chuckled. Lots of people do it though, don't they?

Yes, but not during surgery, doctor.

How does yoda pick up girls?

With force

Why don't Jedi parents let their kids use the Force at the dinner table?

Like any other parents, they believe children should not be Force-fed.

Get to the bunker, a nuclear bomb is dropping

"You can't force me in a bunker, I am an American, I have rights"

If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Barr, Stephen Miller, and Jared Kushner we're on Air Force One together and the plane were to suddenly c**..., who would survive?

The United States of America.

If the police are defunded, we can expect a rise in private security forces.

Reasonably, Apple would be one of the companies to start such a force, so my question is this:
If you're arrested by the Apple Police, would you FaceTime?

Duct tape is like the force.

It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

What do the US police force and the k**... have in common?

An uncomfortable amount.

A Muslim boy once asked his father: "why is it that Jews can't work on Saturday, Christians can't work on Sunday, but Muslims work on their holy day Friday?"

The dad looked down at his son and said, "God didn't need to force us to take a break because in His infinite wisdom He knew we'd never work that much to begin with."

Marriage is like a f**...

If you force it, it's s**....

Why is Love/dating much like a f**...?

Because if you have to force it, its probably s**... anyway.

Why did Gandalf opt to send Frodo, of all beings, on the most perilous mission Middle-Earth had ever known?

Force of hobbit.

How do you t**... an Italian?

Tie their hands behind their back and force them to talk

Force joke, How do you t**... an Italian?

jokes about force

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