Forceps Jokes
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Forceps Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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...constipated blonde
**Doctor:** ...whats the problem?
**blonde:** ...I have constipation, I believe it's an obstruction.
**Doctor:** ...OK take your clothes off, lay on the couch on to your left side bring your knees up to your chest whilst l take a peek!
...*the doctor examines her and coughs*!
**Doctor:** ...there's money here!
...*using forceps to pull out a £20 note*.
**blonde:** ...How much is there?
...*still finding more.... £10 notes, £50 notes and some loose change*!
**Doctor:** ...£1999.97 exactly!
**blonde:** ...I thought I wasn't feeling too grand!
Hearing Problems
Grandpa goes to the doctor complaining of hearing problems. The doctor looks in his ear, grabs his forceps and pulls out a suppository. A light goes on in Grandpa's mind. He picks up his cell phone and calls his wife. "Ethel? I think I know what happened to my hearing aid."
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