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Short forcefully jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The forcefully humour may include short vigorously jokes also.

  1. I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
  2. My brother just broke the record by downing 22 Russian jets in Ukraine He'll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force
  3. Why aren't color blind people allowed to join the police force? They wouldn't know who to shoot
  4. Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
    Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes
    Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work
  5. Did you hear about that time a hitman held a writer at gunpoint and forced him to write for Amy Schumer? The hitman warned him, Don't get any funny ideas!
  6. TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world. While the international version ends with Rey and Luke, the French version ends with fin.
  7. Ted Cruz has aborted his campaign ..but I say he should be forced to carry it to full term
  8. I was forced to read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. I hated it at first, but now I love it.
  9. What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS? How would I know, I`m just a US air force Operator.
  10. Justin Timberlake has volunteered to fight along side ukrainian Forces His first task… Crimea River

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Which forcefully one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with forcefully? I can suggest the ones about aggressively and furiously.

  1. 1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it.
  2. How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed.
  3. Which of the American forces is the most patriotic? The Air Force, because its US AF.
  4. Did you hear about the anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed.
  5. Just found out chuck norris had a cameo in Star Wars... he played The Force
  6. May the force be... ... Equal to Mass times Acceleration.
  7. How does Darth Vader eat with a mask on? He force feeds himself.
  8. If Iron Man and the silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys
  9. "Update the force, Luke" Adobe Wan Kenobi
  10. Why does the north Korean navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air Force.
  11. Why are there no Jewish Jedi family's? Because they have no force kin
  12. What do you call an NCO in the Space Force? A stargeant
  13. I know how the Force Awakens ends! Credits.
  14. The original name for Jedis was "Force Kin". I wonder why they rolled it back?
  15. Yo mama so fat.. Your dad was attracted to her by the force of gravity.

Forcefully joke, Yo mama so fat..

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If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Barr, Stephen Miller, and Jared Kushner we're on Air Force One together and the plane were to suddenly c**..., who would survive?

The United States of America.

A flight attendant sees a suspicious couple on board...

She decides to report it to the pilot immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! The female passenger looks pretty frightened and the man she is with looks dangerous!"
The pilot responds, "Patricia, I've told you before. This is Air Force One..."

A Muslim, a Buddhist and a Christian are forced to jump off a building

So the Buddhist man jumps first. He prays: Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha... When he reaches the ground, he lands safely.

The next one is the Muslim. He jumps, and prays: Inshallah, Inshallah, Inshallah... Upon reaching the ground, he smashes so hard and dies instantly.

The last one is the Christian man. He jumps and starts praying: O u r F a t h e r i n H e a v e n, hallowed be your name. YOUR KINGDOM COME! YOUR WILL... BUDDHA, BUDDHA, BUDDHA, BUDDHA!

Sir, I think we have a case of human traficking

An American flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board and reports it to the captain.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human traficking! There is an extremely s**... female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened, almost like she has no idea what is going to happen next. The man she is with is a fat old slob and old enough to be her father. He's very s**..., very sullen and although he speaks English, it is impossible to make out what he's trying to say."
The captain sighed and replied, "look Susan, we've been through this many times before, this is Air Force One..."

What does "Secure the Building" mean to veterans?

If you're a veteran, I can tell what branch of the military you were in based on how you understand the phrase "secure the building."
If you were a Marine you think it means to hit the building with mortar and machine gun fire.
If you were in the Army you think it means to go from room to room clearing them of enemy combatants.
If you were in the Navy it means to turn out all the lights and lock the door.
If you were in the Air Force it means to take out a five year lease with an option to buy.

I was forced to s**... purple food color.

I feel violated.

A woman was forced to choose between two suitors to wed.

The first man was about 4 foot 5 tall and ran a very successful store that sold many fruits and vegetables.
The other man was disgusting. He was covered head to toe in boils and bedsores and smelled awful. He had not ever even seen a bath. He was pretty much the most foul human you could imagine.
Yet the woman wed the second man.
Because no matter how g**... you pictured him to be...
The first man was just a little grocer.

Forcefully joke, How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask?

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