Force Fed Jokes
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How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask?
He's force fed.
Did you hear about the anorexic Jedi?
She had to be force fed.
Why don't Jedi parents let their kids use the Force at the dinner table?
Like any other parents, they believe children should not be Force-fed.
A research scientist studying porpoises discovers a way to make them live forever.
He discovered that a compound made by immature seagulls makes the porpoises stop aging, as long as they're fed them regularly. To protect his research he bought two lions to guard the lab.
One day he forgets to feed the lions before going out to collect the seagulls, so he's forced to call the police to tranquilize them in front of the door to get back into his lab. As soon as he enters the lab though, he's immediately arrested, for transporting young gulls across stade lions for immortal porpoises.
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