Forbidden Fruit Jokes
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Shortly after creating them, God is introducing Adam and Eve to The Garden.
"These are the trees and bushes that bear fruit for you to eat. These are the bodies of water, for you to drink from. These are the animals, for you to name. And this is the forbidden fruit, which you must never eat."
"And what's that?" says Eve, pointing to something on her left.
"Oh that?" says God, realizing Eve is pointing at Queen Elizabeth. "I don't know, that was there when I got here."
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Why did Eve eating the forbidden fruit cause a lump in Adams t**...?
Because she was eating Adam's apple.
Did you hear about the fruit that was forbidden from running away with its lover?
Canteloupe
The fruit forbidden lovers hate...
Cantaloupe
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Don't be foolish, the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden was obviously not an apple.
It was an orange. Haven't you heard of oranginal sin?
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Adam and Eve were wandering on the Garden of Eden
They were walking with their makeshift clothes, since they already tasted the Forbidden Fruit and realized they were n**....
Soon, God shows up, and realize they disobeyed his only rule so far.
Mad and with His thunderous voice, He yells at them:
"**WHY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!? WAS ALL THE OTHER FRUITS OF THIS GARDEN NOT ENOUGH? WHY ARE YOU WEARING THOSE CLOTHES!?** "
Scared and surprised, Adam looks at Eve and realizes that there's no use lying. Shaking and with his tremble voice, he answers the implacable deity:
"We-- We've just-- *We just updated our privacy policy*"
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