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27 for girls jokes and hilarious for girls puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about for girls that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest For Girls Short Jokes

Short for girls jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The for girls humour may include short girls are like jokes also.

  1. I saw a girl crying, so I asked her Where are your parents? and she started crying even more. Man, I love working at the orphanage.
  2. Call a girl beautiful 1,000 time and she won't think twice... Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.
    Because elephants never forget
  3. When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
  4. Girls who talks about girls' problems are great. But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.
  5. I called two girls hipsters and got slapped. Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".
  6. If a girl says she will be ready in 5 minutes she will. No need to remind her every 15 minutes about it
  7. Girl: "Come over" Guy: "I'm coming over"
    Girl: "We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."
  8. I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday.
    That takes the number of girls i've made wet this year to -1
  9. A father in iraq gifted his daughter a new bag. The girl replied, "Thanks for the Baghdad"
  10. If i had $1 for every girl that didn't find me attractive.. .. they would eventually find me attractive

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For Girls One Liners

Which for girls one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with for girls? I can suggest the ones about young girl and girl power.

  1. My mother used to tuck me in every night She always wanted a girl :(
  2. Hey girl, are you a broken compass? Because I'm not really sure where I'm going with this
  3. I met a North African girl the other night, we spoke for hours. We just clicked.
  4. Pro-Tip: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto Ignore him.
  5. I told this girl, "you're very average." She said, "that's mean."
  6. My town never changes population. Everytime a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
  7. Hey girl, are you a parked car in July? Because I want to leave a baby in you.
  8. I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels She didn't know I existed
  9. Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even.
  10. What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.
  11. Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls... I was in the women's bathroom.
  12. What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine.
  13. The reason why I only date black girls is because I don't like meeting dads.
  14. On the perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? So... Can I come inside?
  15. I like my girls like I like my Dumbledore Head Masters
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Ridiculous For Girls Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about for girls you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean single girl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make for girls pranks.

Kiss The Mirror

A middle school for girls was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirrors leaving dozens of little lip prints. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called several of the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To demonstrate how much work they were making for the custodian, she asked him to clean one of the mirrors while the girls watched. The custodian took a long-handled brush, dipped it into the nearest toilet, and proceeded to scrub the mirror. From that day on, the problem of lip prints on the mirrors was completely eliminated.

Steven Tyler opens home for girls about to be abused.

Calling it early.

For girls who are trying to tan...

I'll teach you how to sin ;)

How do the chinese name their children?

They take a metal bucket (larger for boys, smaller for girls), and roll it down a set of stairs, then take notes of the sounds it makes.

My girlfriend like to read before sleeping

Which should be encouraged for girls of her age.

I saw a pickup truck that said "Silly boys trucks are for girls".

they have managed to put a kitchen in a truck. Technology is amazing.

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Why is it so easy for girls in the navy to get pregnant?

Because there's so many s**....

I'm going to open a half way house for girls who don't want to go all the way!

Technology has come far for girls.

You now have the option for an instant real time choice of various picture filters as makeup instead of your original makeup or double up!

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A pirate walks into a Brothel

He has a fettish for girls with prosthetics so he asks the Madam if any are working.
The madam replies "yes, but they're all into p**...."

Lawyers are safe company to have for girls.

They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own.

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