Footsteps Jokes
22 footsteps jokes and hilarious footsteps puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about footsteps that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Footsteps Short Jokes
Short footsteps jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The footsteps humour may include short footprints jokes also.
- Kendall Jenner is the worlds youngest billionaire She's followed in her father's footsteps in becoming a self-made woman
- Father: "Son, you shall follow in my footsteps of escorting climbers up Mt Everest." Son: "Sher pa."
- 3 year-old daughter following in my footsteps: "What shoes do poos wear?" "PLIP PLOPS."
What a disgusting creature I've raised *beams with pride* - my father was a podiatrist. lady: you're just like your dad
me: yeah i followed in his footsteps. - Just heard about Kanye West covering Bohemian Rhapsody at Glastonbury. Let's hope he continues to follow in Freddy Mercury's footsteps. And dies of AIDs.
- A burglar broke into my house In search of money last night.
Startled with the noise of footsteps, I woke up
and continued to search with him. - Before my grandfather died, he asked me to follow in his footsteps and become a metal worker. He told me it would be quite riveting.
- I heard footsteps behind me. When i saw that it was my crush, i was my crush, my i was touched in the heart... With a knife.
- 3. How do you know there was an elephant in the fridge? By the little footsteps in the butter.
- What is the most sensitive part of your body when m**...? Your ears, listening for footsteps.
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Footsteps One Liners
Which footsteps one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with footsteps? I can suggest the ones about doorstep and stepping.
- My father was a stalker and his father was a stalker He followed in his footsteps
- Why can't you hear a red heads footsteps Because they walk so gingerly
- Don't walk in my footsteps... I think I stepped in something.
- Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?
A: footsteps - My dad was a stalker. I want to follow him in his footsteps.
- Why was the footstep sad? It was depressed
- My dad always told me to follow in his footsteps... ... he died in quicksand
Quirky and Hilarious Footsteps Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about footsteps you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stepped jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make footsteps pranks.
A teacher asks Little Johnny what he wants to be when he grows up.
"I want to be a detective and follow in my father's footsteps," says Johnny.
"That's very admirable of you," says the teacher. "I didn't even know your father was a detective."
"He's not," says Johnny. "He's a jewel thief."
A guy gets to Heaven and meets God for the first time...
God says, welcome my child. For living an exemplary life and following in my footsteps, I welcome you to Heaven and will answer one question for you. The answer to any of your life's mysteries that you desire.
The man ponders. He hurriedly thinks back on his life, wondering which answer he wants the most and not wanting to waste God's time, but he can't decide. He stares back at Him, unsure of what to say.
God says, don't worry my child, I am all knowing, so I already know what question you will ask.
The man, visibly relieved, exclaimed oh thank you! What is it?
That one. Enjoy eternity!
The Two Nuns and the Blind man.
There were once two nuns taking a bath together when all of a sudden they hear a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" yells out one of the nuns.
"It's me, the blind man." replies the man at the door.
"Ok, come on up." calls the second nun.
A short moment later, they heard the footsteps up the staircase and soon the door to the bathroom opened.
"Oh, hello Sisters. I like your new towels. Now where do you want the blinds?"
Bu dum tss
Eddie izzard bee joke
Beekeepers as well say - I want to be a beekeeper. I want to keep bees. No I don't want them to get away, I want to keep them. Too much freedom. I want bees on elastic so when they get Poland they come back here. My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him. I want to walk in their footsteps and their footsteps were like this. I'm covered in bees covered in bees is actually a job. Isn't it it they must lose it beekeepers must lose it occasionally. You know you're there you got the netting you've got two thousand bees and essentially you're trying to steal honey. mMorning morning morning hello not coming in hello - look there's a Ferrari over there can you see that Ferrari yes it's going bet fast. Isn't it well morning thank you must be just walking back with all these bees room at some point in let's go what * am i doing I'm coming to me hell! Goddamn be and you don't get the normal perks of a normal job like people who work in an office. They have other people there you can flirt you know you're gonna. Hey hey you new here are you getting lift you want a coffee is he's gonna get a coffee did you know. I like my coffee like I like my women in a plastic cup. Beekeepers can't do that. Hello there you're in the street. You're new aren't you? You want a cup of coffee. Just no problems no no real problem. Throwing a cup of coffee from you you're covered in bees. I like my women like I like my coffee. They're coming to me back off back off back off back off back off always just behind you if beekeepers did get together and go on a sort of general outing and they in a van with a load of bees flying faster faster faster faster faster let go put your foot down yes
A son, who had rejected his father's wish for him to follow in his footsteps as an ornithologist and left home as a young man, returns many years later. After dinner, the two go for a walk.
The son sees a large bird flying overhead. Out of a sincere desire to reconnect, he points it out, and says, "Father, is that a hawk?"
Understanding the gesture, the father does not want to correct his son by informing him that it is actually a vulture. Instead, he offers a hint.
"Carrion, my wayward son."
A blonde gets a Fitbit for Christmas
Her friend tells her to always try to get to 10,000 steps a day to lose weight.
One night it's 11.30pm and her boyfriend hears footsteps downstairs. He goes down to find her walking around the living room backwards.
"What ARE you doing?" he asks.
"Melanie told me to do 10,000 steps a day - I was on 10,020!"
Three crazys try to escape a mental hospital
Three crazys try to escape a mental hospital when they suddenly notice a guard
Fearing that he might hear his footsteps, the first crazy says meow
The guard thinks it's a cat and doesn't bat an eye
The second guy does the same and the guard again doesn't bat an eye
When it's third guy's turn he says
"I am also a cat"
