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Cheerful Fun Footrace Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What is a good footrace joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Hey Descartes, I bet I can beat you in a footrace!

I think not! Descartes replies.
And p**...!
He instantly disappears.

Why did h**... and Mussolini get into a footrace?

They wanted to see who was the fascist.

The presidential footrace

Recently, Obama completed the annual race around the White House grounds to attempt to beat the previous president's record. After his stunning performance, he ended up with a time of 9:52, narrowly missing the record. Unfortunately, he soon learned that Bush did 9:11.

What do you call a German biplane used to shuttle people to a specialty footrace

Mudder Fokker


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about footrace can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of footrace puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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