Footrace Jokes
4 footrace jokes and hilarious footrace puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about footrace that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hey Descartes, I bet I can beat you in a footrace!
I think not! Descartes replies.
And p**...!
He instantly disappears.
The presidential footrace
Recently, Obama completed the annual race around the White House grounds to attempt to beat the previous president's record. After his stunning performance, he ended up with a time of 9:52, narrowly missing the record. Unfortunately, he soon learned that Bush did 9:11.
What do you call a German biplane used to shuttle people to a specialty footrace
Mudder Fokker
What do you call it when two hobbits are involved in a footrace that is too close to call
A Frodo-finish
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