The Best 12 Footprints Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Footprints jokes. There are some footprints trail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these footprints doppler puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Footprints Jokes and Puns

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Three blondes are on a walk

While on this walk, they come across an interesting set of tracks. Taking interest in it, each of the girls have a guess as to what animal it could be.

The first blond said "I bet those are bear tracks", to which the other two scoff and say there were no bears around.

The second blond says "they might be raccoon tracks", but the others point out they have never seen raccoon tracks that big before.

The third one, joking, says "I bet those are elephant footprints" and they have a good laugh about it.

Then the train hit them.

I saw a single set of footprints in the sand...

"Lord," I asked, "why is there but one set of footprints in the sand?"

"My child," he tenderly replied, "Those are Chris Christie's."

Footprints joke, I saw a single set of footprints in the sand...

If Jesus is always walking with me in my life, then when I look back, why do I only see one set of footprints?

Sandpeople always travel single file to hide their numbers.

Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.

Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

Bonus #3: No more elephant jokes.


There's a single line of footprints in the desert

There's a single line of footprints in the desert. A man asks Jesus why there is only one set of footprints. Jesus replies "because sand people walk in single file to conceal their numbers"

Terrible jokes my Dad told me as a kid

Joke 1: How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The peanut butter has footprints

Joke 2: How do you know if an elephant is in your cherry tree? Elephants have blue eyes

I don't know if this has anything to do with how awful the jokes are, but my Dad immigrated from Germany in the 1960's

Footprints joke, Terrible jokes my Dad told me as a kid

Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on the beach

That explains the footprints in my cat's litter box

thought I dreamt of a walk on a sandy beach

at least that explains the footprints I found in the cats litter box this morning.

And as he continued to walk, he noticed during the hardest parts of his life

there was only one set of footprints in the sand. He asked Jesus, why, and Jesus said...
"Those are Cris Cristie's...he kicked everyone else off the beach."

I don't have carbon footprints

bc I drive everywhere.

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Last night, I dreamt of a nice walk on a beautiful sandy beach

I guess that's why I found footprints in my cat's litterbox the next morning.

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