Footpath Jokes
7 footpath jokes and hilarious footpath puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about footpath that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Footpath Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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Impact of a job change.
A taxi passenger touched the driver on shoulder to ask something
Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters from a shop
The driver said: "Don't ever do that again man! You scared me!"
Passenger apologized and said: "I didn't realize a little touch would scare you so much"
Driver replied: "Sorry, it's not your fault
Its my 1st day as a Cab driver...I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for last 25 yrs
A taxi passenger
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me?"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, its not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a f**... van for the last 25 years."
A guy was high and was rash driving when he suddenly ran over a group of people walking on the footpath
He was later detained by the police and summoned to the court.
The judge asked him: Why did you run over the group when clearly there was a single person walking on footpath which was on other side of the road? Clearly there would have been less casualties!
The guy answers: I was gonna do the same but that guy saw me coming and immediately ran towards the crowd
Impact of Job Change!!
One day, A taxi passenger touched driver on his shoulder to ask something. Driver screamed, lost control of car, went up on footpath & stopped few inches from a shop.
The passenger apologised & said: "I didn't realise that a little touch would scare you so much"
Driver replied: Sorry it's not your fault, it's my 1st day as a cab driver, I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies from last 25 years.
What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?
That's not my stile.
Stay on pedestrian footpaths if you wanna stay alive.
Out there are cyclepaths
Q: What is height of s**...?
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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