Footlongs Jokes
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TIFU by accidentally walking out with the footlong BLT of the guy ahead of me in line
Whoops, wrong sub
I downloaded an app that I thought would help me find great sandwiches...
Turns out that's not what Grinder is for. I still got a footlong, though.
Jared Fogle is going to prison.
It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue
What did Jared from Subway get in his court sentence?
Free foot-longs for life.
I want a footlong with teriyaki chicken and onions.
Woops, wrong sub.
Things not to say in Subway
1. I would like a 6-inch Hearty Italian.
2. 6-inch doesn't fill me up.
3. Yes, give me more meat.
4. squirt more of that mayo.
5. I can't take a foot-long.
I had an arguement with a philosophy major
I told him NO, I don't want avocado on my footlong!
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