Footlong Jokes

Funniest Footlong Short Jokes

Short footlong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The footlong humour may include short pepperoni jokes also.

1. TIFU by accidentally walking out with the footlong BLT of the guy ahead of me in line Whoops, wrong sub
2. I downloaded an app that I thought would help me find great sandwiches... Turns out that's not what Grinder is for. I still got a footlong, though.
3. Things not to say in Subway 1. I would like a 6-inch Hearty Italian.
   2. 6-inch doesn't fill me up.
   3. Yes, give me more meat.
   4. squirt more of that mayo.
   5. I can't take a foot-long.
4. I had an arguement with a philosophy major I told him NO, I don't want avocado on my footlong!
5. Looks like Subway finally has a good excuse for their footlongs being less than 12 inches Anything under 12 is better for Jared.
6. They say you are what you eat... I've been eating footlong subs for years and I'm nowhere near a foot long...
7. I saw Kim Kardashian walk into the Subway I work at, order five sandwiches, and walk back out holding all of them. I wasn't surprised. It's not the first time she's taken several footlongs at once.
8. Why do subway sandwiches only measure up to 11 inches? Jared likes his footlongs a little smaller.
9. Jared from Subway should be happy… … He will have a life time supply of foot-longs where he's going.
10. He only wanted a small sub- now he's getting all-you-can eat Footlongs in an Indiana Jail. *Bah-bump, tiss....*

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Footlong One Liners

Which footlong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with footlong? I can suggest the ones about salami and tall.

1. Jared Fogle is going to prison. It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue
2. What did Jared from Subway get in his court sentence? Free foot-longs for life.
3. I want a footlong with teriyaki chicken and onions. Woops, wrong sub.
4. Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
5. You must be a terrible Subway employee Because you just have me a footlong for free.
6. When Jared from Subway goes to prison, They're gonna ask him:
   "Six inch or footlong?"
7. Jared from subway... He'll be getting used to a new style of footlong HIYOO
8. I'm scared to go to subway They always ask me if I want the 6 incher or the foot-long
9. what did Jared from subway get in prison A footlong
10. TIFU by hiring a footlong sandwich as a replacement teacher. Oops, wrong sub.
11. What did the inmate give Jared Fogle? His five dollar footlong...
12. TIFU by serving a hasidic man a footlong Italian BMT. Oops, wrong sub.
13. What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong? That he only has a 6 inch.
14. Jared Fogel better not drop the soap in jail. He might not enjoy those footlongs as much.
15. A seven year old girl goes to subway and orders a footlong Jared delivers

Subway Footlong Jokes

Here is a list of funny subway footlong jokes and even better subway footlong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Joke is funny, proceed with caution! Funny Pick-up line: Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a 'footlong'.
• How are strippers and Subway workers similar? They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
• Remember last year when Subway got sued for their sub rolls not measuring a footlong? Who would have guessed that'd be but the first time Jared got busted for liking 'em under 12?
• you must work at subway because you just gave me a footlong.
  -M.Phelps
• Subway Did you use to work at subway, because you just gave me a foot-long.

Hilarious Footlong Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about footlong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hamburger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make footlong pranks.