Footlong Jokes

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• Footlong One Liners
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Funniest Footlong Short Jokes

Short footlong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The footlong humour may include short pepperoni jokes also.

1. TIFU by accidentally walking out with the footlong BLT of the guy ahead of me in line Whoops, wrong sub
2. I downloaded an app that I thought would help me find great sandwiches... Turns out that's not what Grinder is for. I still got a footlong, though.
3. Things not to say in Subway 1. I would like a 6-inch Hearty Italian.
   2. 6-inch doesn't fill me up.
   3. Yes, give me more meat.
   4. squirt more of that mayo.
   5. I can't take a foot-long.
4. I had an arguement with a philosophy major I told him NO, I don't want avocado on my footlong!
5. Looks like Subway finally has a good excuse for their footlongs being less than 12 inches Anything under 12 is better for Jared.
6. They say you are what you eat... I've been eating footlong subs for years and I'm nowhere near a foot long...
7. Jared Fogle Has just guaranteed himself a foot-long everyday in prison for the next five years.
8. I saw Kim Kardashian walk into the Subway I work at, order five sandwiches, and walk back out holding all of them. I wasn't surprised. It's not the first time she's taken several footlongs at once.
9. Jared Fogle gets sentenced 15 1/2 years in prison At least he'll still be able to enjoy footlongs
10. Why do subway sandwiches only measure up to 11 inches? Jared likes his footlongs a little smaller.

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Footlong One Liners

Which footlong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with footlong? I can suggest the ones about salami and tall.

1. Jared Fogle is going to prison. It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue
2. What did Jared from Subway get in his court sentence? Free foot-longs for life.
3. I want a footlong with teriyaki chicken and onions. Woops, wrong sub.
4. Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
5. You must be a terrible Subway employee Because you just have me a footlong for free.
6. Did you hear what the Feds found at Jared Fogle's home? A five year old footlong.
7. When Jared from Subway goes to prison, They're gonna ask him:
   "Six inch or footlong?"
8. Jared from subway... He'll be getting used to a new style of footlong HIYOO
9. I'm scared to go to subway They always ask me if I want the 6 incher or the foot-long
10. what did Jared from subway get in prison A footlong
11. TIFU by hiring a footlong sandwich as a replacement teacher. Oops, wrong sub.
12. What did the inmate give Jared Fogle? His five dollar footlong...
13. TIFU by serving a hasidic man a footlong Italian BMT. Oops, wrong sub.
14. What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong? That he only has a 6 inch.
15. Jared Fogel better not drop the soap in jail. He might not enjoy those footlongs as much.

Subway Footlong Jokes

Here is a list of funny subway footlong jokes and even better subway footlong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Jared from Subway should be happy… … He will have a life time supply of foot-longs where he's going.
• Joke is funny, proceed with caution! Funny Pick-up line: Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a 'footlong'.
• How are strippers and Subway workers similar? They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
• Remember last year when Subway got sued for their sub rolls not measuring a footlong? Who would have guessed that'd be but the first time Jared got busted for liking 'em under 12?
• Jared from subway is going to have a great time in prison... You know how much he loved the footlongs.
• Subway...I don't know whats worse.. What Jared did or you raising your Februany $5 footlong to 6$.
• A seven year old girl goes to subway and orders a footlong Jared delivers
• Why are Subway footlongs only 11 inches? Because Jared likes his meat in smaller buns.
• Do you work at Subway? Cuz I'm about to give you a footlong.
• you must work at subway because you just gave me a footlong.
  -M.Phelps

Hilarious Footlong Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about footlong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hamburger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make footlong pranks.