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16 football season jokes and hilarious football season puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about football season that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Football Season Short Jokes

Short football season jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The football season humour may include short college football jokes also.

  1. My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it. I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.
  2. My wife left me because she says I'm too obsessed with football. Oh well, we had 5 good seasons together.
  3. Why does the National Football League deserve Tax-Exempt Status even though it generated at least $9 billion in revenue last season? Because it is just as real as the other religions.
  4. Girlfriend moved out Before she left, she claimed I was too much into football.
    And we were only together for 3 seasons!
  5. My girlfriend left me because she says I only ever think about football I'm disappointed, we'd been together for nearly three seasons.
  6. As an intolerant dyslexic sports enthusiast... I really hate all transrefs coming between seasons in college football.
  7. Football Player Jason Verret was ruled out of the 2018 NFL season today... Turns out his Achilles heel, was his Achilles heel!
  8. I used to play football for j**... Sandusky. I started out as a tight end but finished the season as a wide receiver.

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Football Season One Liners

Which football season one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with football season? I can suggest the ones about football final and football.

  1. The 3 seasons of Texas! Summer, cold summer, & Football.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about football season can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of football season puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Giggle-Inducing Football Season Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about football season you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean football soccer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make football season prank.

I was at the football game the other day...

It was the biggest game of the season, and all the seats were taken. Because of this, my buddies had to sit further away from me
I looked over and saw the two seats to my left were empty. Curious, I asked the guy beside the empty seats if anyone was coming for them.
"My wife was supposed to come, but she passed away recently," he replied.
I apologized and offered my condolences. "And the other empty seat?" I asked him.
"My best friend was supposed to come with us," he answered. I asked him why his best friend didn't come.
The man replied, "Oh, he's at the f**...!".

A man goes to see a psychologist...

The man tells the doctor that he has a recurring nightmare in which two teams of rats play football.
The doctor said: 'Take this pill, and tonight the nightmare is gone.'
'I can't do that.' The other one said.
'Why not?' The doctor asked, puzzled.
With a grin on his face, he said: 'The final game of the season is tonight.'

English Football joke.

A policeman stops a suspected drunk driver and asks him to take a
breath test, the driver pulls out a medical card which says 'this man
is asthmatic please do not take his breath.'
So the policeman asks him to take a blood test, the man then
pulls out another card which read 'this man is anemic, please
do not take his blood'. Finally the police, getting p**... off asks
him to take a u**... test, finally the man pulled out his
Manchester United season ticket which read 'this man is a
Manchester United fan, please do not take the p**....
(Edit works with other teams as well.)

A man goes to see a psychologist..

'Doctor, I keep dreaming about two teams of rats dressed like humans that play football.'
'I see. Take this pill tonight, and the dream will be gone.'
'No, no. I can't do it tonight.'
'Why not?' Asked the puzzled doctor.
With a grin, the man said. 'Tonight's the final game of the season.'

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

A man is at a sellout football game with an empty seat beside him...

A man is at a sellout football game with an empty seat beside him. The guy behind him notices that the seat is empty and asks him why.
"My wife recently passed away. We have season passes and she never missed a game" the man said.
"I'm very sorry to hear that" replied the man behind him. "Couldn't you have invited one of your friends to come with you to fill the seat?"
"Oh no!" The man replied. "They're all at the f**...".

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