Football Position Jokes
22 football position jokes and hilarious football position puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about football position that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Football Position Short Jokes
Short football position jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The football position humour may include short football name jokes also.
- I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the spanish in position.
- Why is Spain so good at football (soccer)? Because no one expects the Spanish in position!
- If jesus played football, what position would he play? Not on the wing he doesn't do well with crosses.
- A girl invited me over so we could test out some "new positions" Best game of football I ever had.
- My friend was talking about his football team. I asked him what position he is. "Left bench."
- What football position does Donald Trump want i**... immigrants to play? He'd like them to be Running Backs.
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Football Position One Liners
Which football position one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with football position? I can suggest the ones about football and football tackle.
- What's a gay man's favorite football position? Tight end.
- What football position did the forever alone play? Left Out
- If you play football and don't maintain your position... it'll get MESSI
- What football position does a fat gay guy play? A wide receiver.
- What position would Obama be if he played football? The half-black
- What's j**... Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end
- What's Adolf h**...'s favourite football position? Right Winger.
Football Position Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about football position you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean football player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make football position pranks.
Smart Boy
In a Store a man asked for 1/2 packet of butter.
The salesperson, a young boy, said that only full packs were available in the Store,
but the man insisted on buying only 1/2.
So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 pack of butter .
To his surprise, the customer was standing right behind him..!
So the boy added immediately, And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!!!!! .
After the customer left, the manager said You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?
To this the boy said, I come from Brazil. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!!!!!
The manager replied coldly, My wife is also from Brazil .
To this the boy asked excitedly, Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?
This is the real no arms no legs on the beach joke, not that lame one. - So there was this guy with no arms and no legs...
... and his friends are all like, "we have to make a good thing for him since he's depressed and stuff."
So they decide to take him to the beach. They dug a small hole, positioned the handicapped friend on the sand, with a little table and a drink with a straw.
Over time the tide comes up, and all his friends are playing football far away. They forgot about no arms no legs man. Completely forgot about him.
As the tide almost reaches his belly, a drunk man approaches. The handicapped guy is screaming on the top of his lungs by now.. help!
The drunk guy says "nothin to worry little fella, I'll help"
So he grabs our unlucky protagonist and drags him to the ocean. The drunk man is eager to wish him good fortune: "Go little turtle, go in peace... "