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Football Name Jokes

22 football name jokes and hilarious football name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about football name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Football Name Short Jokes

Short football name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The football name humour may include short football position jokes also.

  1. Saw that famous French footballer in the Nintendo store earlier His name is thierry on wii
  2. The Washington pro football team picked out the perfect new name for the team, the Opossums. They are good at home... But get killed on the road.
  3. My high school's football team literally never wins I propose we name every hurricane Paschal High School so that they will never touch down
  4. Why did San Francisco decide to name its football team the 49ers? Because it's full of 4s who think they're 9s.

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Football Name One Liners

Which football name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with football name? I can suggest the ones about football player and football.

  1. Washington DC should name their football team the Lobbyists. They never lose.
  2. What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger.
  3. I need ideas for 2 fantasy football names
  4. Football coaches Aardvark the first name on the team sheet

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Football Name Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about football name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean football soccer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make football name pranks.

I saw a billboard the other day for a sports team called the Chicago Fire.

it made me wonder just how long it takes before you can name a team after a tragedy.
it'd be like naming a football team "the New York Jets."

The Washington r**... finally decided to drop their offensive name.

Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL r**..., has announced that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The r**...." It was reported that he finds the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.

Olympics Ticket

To whoever might interest, a friend of mine bought a ticket for the Olympics football finals, but he didn't realize the date was the same as his upcoming marriage.
If any of you wants to take his place, with everything already paid, the marriage takes place at the Catholic Church and the bride's name is Joanna.

A man is sitting in his easy chair watching the football game when his wife comes in and slaps him in the face.

He says, What was that for!
She says, I found a piece of paper in your coat pocket with the name Dorothy written on it!
The man says, oh that's just the name of the horse I was going to bet on
A week passes and the man is back in his easy chair watching another football game.
Wife walks into the living room and slaps him in the face again.
The man yells, what was that for!
She says, your horse just called...

Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.

One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"
The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."
"What do you call it?"
"We call it a football wedding."
The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"
The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"

Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.

One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"
The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."
"What do you call it?"
"We call it a football wedding."
The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"
The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"

We need to rename the football team in Washington

And it needs to be a name that represents and exemplifies equality for skins of all color. Therefore, I propose the team from here on out be called the Washington Foreskins.

Star football player Steve was about to be sacked for bad grades . . .

. . . but the team was on a winning streak, and he was badly needed. The head coach pleaded with the college president, and managed to convince him to allow the student to continue to play if he could spell just one word correctly. "Okay, Steve," the coach told him. "It's an easy one. Just spell the name of your favorite drink." "Sure coach. Khaphy."

A new teacher trying to get to know his students.

He asked one of them "what do you do after school"
Student 1: I go home, watch TV then go to Frank the w**... guy"
Teacher felt awkward and decided to ask another student.
Student 2 "me, I play football then go to Frank the w**... guy"
Teacher was really disappointed but didn't want to stop there so he asked another student.
Student 3 said " I go the church, do my homework and then help some people"
Teacher felt really happy and appreciative of the student asking for his name.
Student 3 " I am Frank the w**... guy"

Can you help out my friend?

A friend of mine has two tickets for the England v. Sweden football match this Saturday. He has already paid £800 for flights and accommodation. However, he was devastated the other day when he realised it clashes with his wedding and he won't be able to attend after all.
Would anyone be interested in taking his place? It all gets underway in West London at 3pm on Saturday July 7th. The bride's name is Lucy, 30 years old, weighs about 60kg. She is financially independent and an excellent cook, and her other interests include tennis and classical music.

A young man went to church one day...

A young man went to church one day, and during the service he saw a lovely young woman. Being a healthy, red-blooded young man, he decided to go up to her after the service and introduce himself. When he asked her for her name, she replied "Jezebel," with a wry little smile.
"Jezebel?" said the young man, with a fair bit of shock. "Why would a good Christian family name their daughter Jezebel?"
"Well," she replied, "after my sister Chastity slept with half the football team, and my sister Charity was kicked out of the Girl Scouts for stealing cookie money, my parents decided to try a different approach."