football girlfriend Jokes

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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!

11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.

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Football with a blonde girlfriend

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

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I left three notes scattered around the house for my girlfriend.

I left three notes scattered around the house for my girlfriend. They say Will You and Me That will keep her busy whilst I watch football on TV.

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A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

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Marriage Decisions

A man has been keeping 3 girlfriends, and can't decide which one to marry, so he sets us a challenge. He gives each girlfriend $1000.00 and sees what they do with it.

The first one goes out and buys a lot of fashion items. She gets the best make up, amazing skin care lotion, a personal stylist, and the most expensive perfume on the market. When the man next sees her, the new look takes his breath away, and they have wild sex all night.

The man then gives the money to his second girlfriend. She goes out and buys a 60 inch High Definition T.V, an all seasons pass to the man's favorite football team, and an autographed jersey of a Hall of Fame quarterback. When he goes to her again, they enjoy a cozy night of watching sports and chatting before falling asleep in each other's arms.

His third girlfriend invests the money the man gave her. After only 3 days, she triples his initial investment and gives him a complimentary golf set that she got as part of her deals.

When the test was over, the man reviews the way the girls spent the money. Realizing that all the girls are special in their own way, and after lots of confusion and deciding, he picks the one with the biggest tits.

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Blonde Joke

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

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As a 30 year old man, I can tell you that dating never gets any easier......

I've been with my girlfriend for 6 months now, and last night we had dinner at her parents house. Her Mother doesn't care for me, but her Father hates me; which is weird, because we used to play football together in high school.

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My girlfriend left me because she says I only ever think about football

I'm disappointed, we'd been together for nearly three seasons.

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My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm obsess with football

In my defence I got Kolarov,Otamendi,Thiago Silva and Dani Alves

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Why did football player cross the road?

His girlfriend on the other side of the road.

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I was talking to a friend and his girlfriend had recently left him because she said he was obsessed with football.

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

"He's a keeper"

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Why shouldn't you bring your feminist girlfriend to a football game

Because you'll have to mansplain everything

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My girlfriend said she wants to break up with me because I watch too much football

So I asked her if she was going to leave on loan or full transfer

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

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8 pm I get a text from my girlfriend: me or football

11 pm I text her: you of course.

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