Football Girlfriend Jokes
13 football girlfriend jokes and hilarious football girlfriend puns to laugh out loud. Read sport jokes about football girlfriend that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Football Girlfriend Short Jokes
Short football girlfriend jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The football girlfriend humour may include short young girlfriend jokes also.
- 8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
- My girlfriend told me I spend too much time playing fantasy football But, in my defence, I have Andy Robertson, John Stones and Kyle Walker
- Girlfriend moved out Before she left, she claimed I was too much into football.
And we were only together for 3 seasons! - COVID is like my girlfriend.. I didn't think it would be that bad but she has taken over everything. I can't go play football and she has killed my dad.
- My girlfriend is so sweet and loving, plus she plays in goal for the local football team She's a keeper
- My girlfriend left me because she says I only ever think about football I'm disappointed, we'd been together for nearly three seasons.
- My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm obsess with football In my defence I got Kolarov,Otamendi,Thiago Silva and Dani Alves
- I was talking to a friend and his girlfriend had recently left him because she said he was obsessed with football.
- Why shouldn't you bring your feminist girlfriend to a football game Because you'll have to mansplain everything
- What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts? "He's a keeper"
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Football Girlfriend One Liners
Which football girlfriend one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with football girlfriend? I can suggest the ones about girl friend boy friend and girlfriend boyfriend.
- Why did football player cross the road? His girlfriend on the other side of the road.
Hilarious Football Girlfriend Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about football girlfriend you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean schoolgirl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make football girlfriend pranks.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Football with a blonde girlfriend
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
I left three notes scattered around the house for my girlfriend.
I left three notes scattered around the house for my girlfriend. They say Will You and Me That will keep her busy whilst I watch football on TV.
As a 30 year old man, I can tell you that dating never gets any easier......
I've been with my girlfriend for 6 months now, and last night we had dinner at her parents house. Her Mother doesn't care for me, but her Father hates me; which is weird, because we used to play football together in high school.
