Football Diving Jokes
6 football diving jokes and hilarious football diving puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about football diving that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Football Diving Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good football diving joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
It's kinda ironic that 12 kid football team got trapped by water
Judging by the World Cup, I thought every team knew how to dive
Brazil have sent star player Neymar to Thailand to help rescue the young footballers in the cave
...they heard they needed someone to teach them how to dive
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How do you know the thai football team are fair football players?
Because they don't know how to dive.
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If I ever became a footballer I'll never ever take a dive.
Said no one ever
The Memory Man
A man from Liverpool, England was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Native American man sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face.
"Who's he?" asked the Liverpudlian.
"That's the Memory Man." said the bartender. "He knows everything, remembers everything. He can remember every face he's ever seen. He can remember any fact he hears or reads. Go and try him out."
So the Liverpudlian goes over, and thinking he won't know about English football, asks "Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?".
"Liverpool" replies the Memory Man.
"Who did they beat?"
"Leeds" was the instant reply.
"And the score?"
"2-1."
"Who scored the winning goal?"
"Ian St. John" said the old man, without a hint of hesitation.
The Liverpudlian was knocked out by this and told everyone back home about the Memory Man when he got back.
A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find the impressive Memory Man. Eventually he found the bar and sitting in the same seat was the old Native American, only this time he was older and even more wrinkled.
The Liverpudlian approached him with the greeting "How".
The Memory man looked up and said, "Diving header in the six yard box".
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