Footage Jokes
42 footage jokes and hilarious footage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about footage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Footage Short Jokes
Short footage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The footage humour may include short filming jokes also.
- What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common? They both shred footage.
(*be gentle, it's my first time.*) - Robert died... He was working on the local brewery and fell inside the beer tank, drowning. It is believed he didn't suffer as footage shows him leaving the tank twice to take a leak.
- Did you hear about the blonde woman who has three hours of footage of raw chicken on her iPhone? The cooking instructions said remove sleeve and film.
- 'Not Actual Game Footage' 'Translation'
'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game' - Why does everyone think white people can't jump? The 9-11 footage showed they know how to.
- The referees from the Cowboys/Lions game have reviewed the footage aaand... It looks like President Kennedy is going to be alright!
- I clicked on an NFL greatest hits compilation Unfortunately it was mostly just security camera footage of their girlfriends
- Watched a documentary on the twin towers. Was very informative and lots of footage I had not seen before. Overall I'd give it 9/11.
- My friend said he found a video that was completely mindblowing. Turned out to be the JFK footage.
- What do you call the technique of recording footage from a moving vehicle? Drive-by shooting.
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Footage One Liners
Which footage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with footage? I can suggest the ones about video and shots.
- What do you call a video of someone's feet? Footage
- Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot? Because it's mostly Ariel footage.
- I saw leaked footage of Finding Dory yesterday Bruce the shark is now called Caitlyn.
- To anyone who says white people can't jump... You obviously haven't seen footage of 9/11.
- People who say white people can't jump, Have never seen 9/11 footage
- What do you call a film about feet? Footage
- What do you call a video of pedestrians? Footage
- Why are podiatrists likely to become celebrities? They get a lot of footage
- What do you call footage of Bigfoot? Bigfootage
- Charlie Charlie challenge | REAL FOOTAGE
- White men can't jump Guess this guy has never seen the 9 eleven footage
- Whoever said white people couldn't jump.... Has obviously never seen 9/11 footage
- The people that says white men can't jump... Obviously haven't seen footage from 9/11.
- Whoever said white people can't jump... clearly hasn't seen footage from 9/11
- I recently filmed my wife w**... me off with her toes... Got some decent footage.
Uproarious Footage Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about footage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean filmed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make footage pranks.
s**... is like a video game for me.
I usually just watch gameplay footage of it but never actually played it myself.
A wife is at home watching the news.
On the TV she sees footage of a crazy man driving the wrong way on the freeway. She realizes her husband takes the same path home from work. She immediately calls him and warns him of the danger. She says, "Be careful! There's a crazy man driving on the wrong side of the freeway!"
The husband replies, "One!? There's hundreds of them!"
Interestingly enough, scientists have discovered a fascinating new species of frog, named the Romulan Pond Frog that has an amazing way of evading predators.
In the press release, scientists showed footage of the frogs using a special call that appeared to disorient predators, leaving them unable to precisely locate the frogs.
Scientists are calling this special call a "croaking device."
My local beauty shop was broken into last night.
CCTV footage shows a suspect moonwalking out carrying a large amount of moisturising cream.
The officer at the scene told the shop owner "You've been struck by, a smooth criminal".
Just filmed a video of the Mrs w**... me off with her toes.
Lovely bit of footage.
After Peter Jackson's successful launch of World War 1 documentary They Will Not Grow, George Lucas has announced he is making a documentary of World War 2 with remastered footage.
Spoiler: France invades first.
TIL that while little is known about the Tiananmen Square "Tank Man," many eyewitnesses claim that he was actually run over shortly after the famous footage was taken. Indeed, the Mandarin nickname for this folk hero is "The Lobster"...
...because he was a crushed Asian.
What do people who have a f**... look at online?
Footage
What do you call a video of feet being t**...?
Footage
A man gets killed filming a horror movie, and the footage of the man getting killed was shown at his f**....
Needless to say, it was a grave mistake.
