Foot Pain Jokes
7 foot pain jokes and hilarious foot pain puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foot pain that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Foot Pain Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good foot pain joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I dropped a huge bottle of ketchup on my foot yesterday....
It caused severe pain To-ma-toes.
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Guy goes to the doctor...
Guy goes to the doctor because he has a pain in his foot.
The doctor asks 'Have you dropped anything on it lately?'
The guy says 'no.'
'Hmmmmmm.' Doctor asks 'Do you do a lot of running.'
Guy again says 'no.'
'OK.......' Doctor asks 'Do you m**...?'
The guy hesitates at first and then says 'Well, yeah...'
The doctor says 'Isn't it great?'
I dropped a bottle of ketchup on my foot.
It caused immense pain to ma toes.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
i'm writing a book on overcoming foot pain
it's called the agony of defeat
Mr Andrew went to see a doctor about a pain during walking problem.
Since foot was not the doctor's specialty, the doctor recommended him to visit a podiatrist few blocks away.
At the specialist clinic, the podiatrist was optimistic. He declared confidently, "I'll have you walking in an hour!".
Later Mr Andrew return to the doctor's clinic on foot. The doctor was shocked . "How did he cure you in an hour?" the doctor asked.
"The secret lies in the consultation," said Mr Andrew.
"I had to sell my car to pay for it"
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So Jane asks Tarzan if he knows what s**... is...
He asks, "what s**...?". So she explains the mechanics and asks if he's ever done that. Tarzan says, "yes, with hole in tree".
Jane says, "no, no, no, this is where you're supposed to do it", and lays down on the ground with her legs spread open, gesturing Tarzan to mount her.
So Tarzan approaches, raises his right foot, and smashes down on her c**... as hard as he can. After several minutes of Jane rolling around and writhing in pain, she finally asks, "Dear god, why in the world did you do that?" To which Tarzan replies, "Check for squirrels."
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