Foot Injury Jokes
6 foot injury jokes and hilarious foot injury puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foot injury that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Foot Injury Jokes With Friends
Foot Injury Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good foot injury joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Women Think Differently
Husband's Text Message by cell phone:
"Honey, got hit by car when I was out of office. Paula brought me to Hospital. They're doing tests and X-rays now. Blow to my head very strong, fortunately it didn't cause serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in left leg, and they may have to amputate right foot.
Wife's Text Response by Cell Phone:
"Who's Paula?"
Husband says'' Honey, it's me. I don't want to alarm you but
. . . I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They've checked me over and dome some tests and x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it didn't cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they might have to amputate my right foot.''
Wife : ''Who's Paula?''
workplace injury
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What a day at work!" the guy sighs. "I fell off a 20-foot ladder." "You're kidding!" the bartender exclaims. "Are you okay? Shouldn't you be at the hospital?" "Oh no, I'm fine," the guy says. "I was just on the first step."
My doctor recommended I get support for my aching left foot,
But I explained that I didn't want to add insole to injury.
From the Hospital...
Husband: Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the Hospital. They have been conducting examinations and tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head, though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate my right foot.
Wife: Who is Tina?
A guy is telling his friend a story...
Guy: A nut in a bar was telling the bartender's family he could jump over the sun
Friend: I'll bet he failed, ha!
Guy: Technically no...
Friend: What? But it's impossible for someone to jump over the sun!
Guy: He almost did - but his foot got caught on a loose nail - he fell into the middle of the sun.
Friend: ... Okay... Where is he?
Guy: In the hospital with a head injury
Friend: (jokingly) and where's the sun?
Guy: He's in the hospital too.
Share These Foot Injury Jokes With Friends