Fools Jokes
151 fools jokes and hilarious fools puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fools that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the best April Fool's jokes to make your friends laugh. From classic pranks like swapping salt and sugar, to more elaborate ideas like pretending to be from Austria, Cheryl has got the goods. Be sure to avoid any foolish mistakes and have a great April Fool's Day!
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Funniest Fools Short Jokes
Short fools jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fools humour may include short clown jokes also.
- "Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?" "Haha you can't fool me again, dad. A chair!"
"Not this time. Our dog died." - Elon Musk has come up with a fool proof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter. He plan to buy it.
- I felt like a fool when I bought David Bowie tickets for my son and then remembered that he died last year... Even more so when I remembered that David Bowie died too.
- To make a fool love you, praise their intelligence... ...but you already knew that, because you're so intelligent.
- "Sir, I'm gonna' let you off with a warning..." "THANK YOU SO MUCH OFFIC----"
"April Fools....sign here." - I took a girl home last night. We were fooling around, and she sighed and said, You don't have much experience removing bras, do you? Me: What gave me away?
Her: The scissors, mostly. - You can't fool me. I know chicken fried rice isn't real. You expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice?
- For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios. I have no words to say how angry I am.
- April Fools! girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
girl: haha! got me! you're not the father - One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, "Khrushchev is a fool!" He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets.
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Fools One Liners
Which fools one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fools? I can suggest the ones about crazy people and silly.
- What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools
- What's the name of Mr. T's girlfriend? April, fools
- I just ran over my dog. April fools! I don't know whose dog it was.
- Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"
- Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect? FLY, YOU FOOLS!
- My mom told me she hated me today She forgot to say April Fools
- What did the first person to get "April Fooled" say? Jesus! I thought you were dead!
- TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time April Fools!
- How do you keep a fool waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow.
- What is 3.14 grams of fool's gold? It's pyrite.
- RIP to all the vampires who got fooled by the solar eclipse.
- I piy the fool Yes, I missed a t
- I played an April Fool's joke on my parkour team this morning. They all fell for it.
- What did mr t say when asked if he had any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
- What do you call a female clown? April Fools
Aprils Fools Jokes
Here is a list of funny aprils fools jokes and even better aprils fools puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- April Fools Day............ The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
- Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
- Why is World autism Day after April Fools' Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
- The last time Easter fell on April Fool's Day... ...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.
- Easter is on April 1st this year. Where we remember the original April fools joke performed by Jesus himself.
- I hate all of you April fools I love you all
- I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome! Just kidding, happy April fools day!
- I told my mom she had epilepsy for April fool's day... She fell for it.
- My dad still hasn't come back yet I'm starting to think it wasn't an April fools joke
- A man wake up from a coma and see that Trump is president... ... he says "Wow this is a really elaborate April fool's joke".
Fools Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny fools day jokes and even better fools day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What Canadian holiday is celebrated on May 1st? Maple Fool's Day
- I'm ginger, my birthday is on April fools day, I was born during a thunder storm, and I have a lazy eye... If anything, my life is a joke..
- Girlfriend to boyfriend GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
GF - April fools day!
BF - Mine was on 24th March - What's the only difference between Valentine's Day and April fools? I don't get my hopes up when April fools comes around
- Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."
- So I met my girlfriend the other day april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......
- CNN Made a Joke Article for April Fools Just another day in the office.
- It's April Fool's Day You better watch out, you might actually hear a good joke today.
- Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?
- What was the worst april fools day joke? Well logan paul was born in 1995.
April Fools Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny april fools day jokes and even better april fools day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Dear Diary, I've got the best April fool's day prank planned for my friends. I'm going to fake my death and return as a zombie! The looks on their faces will be priceless lolololol.
-Jesus - I just thought of a great April fools joke If everyone posted original content all day. But it wouldn't last 5 minutes if we are realistic.
- Why can't we have April fools every day? At least all of the fake news is funny.
- Walk up to a friend at work or school and whisper, "They know." Then quickly walk away. Most people will wrack their brains wondering what they did that people found out about.
- If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.
- Malcolm Turnbull plans to fix NBN over the next 5 years Starting on April Fools Day
- Apple is a joke. Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.
- Today I saw a boy running with a ticket on his hand at railway station.. Next thing I remember he was lying on the ground and ticket says 9 3/4 Hogwarts.
He missed april fools day - So I just learned that Easter and April fools are on the same day in Australia. Jesus ain't no joke.
- Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day? Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.
April Fools Jokes
Here is a list of funny april fools jokes and even better april fools puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday? April Fools! I'm not really dead!
- I finally fixed my time machine! April Fool's! It's still broken.
- As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant... ...sadly she didn't fall for it.
- I finally found a joke that isn't a repost! April Fools!
- April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.
- "mom, dad, I have something important to tell you: I'm straight" Parents: "You do realize we just assume you're straight until you tell us otherwise, yes?"
Child: "HA! Got you! April fools!" - Oh my good and fellow Christians! It has been foretold our Lord and savior will once again rise from the dead and bless us all this Easter! April Fools!
- I've got really slow reaction times April fools!
- James Bond is going to be played by a woman As a woman, James Bond's name will be Fools, April Fools.
- What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel? Dismay.
Good April Fools Jokes
Here is a list of funny good april fools jokes and even better good april fools puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I have a really good joke No I don't... April Fools!
Nah just kidding... So a man walks into a bra, he's dyslexic. April fools again! The man is blind. - Who wants to write an April Fool's Prank for BT Mobile? And I'll get them to do it. If its good.
The Funniest Fools Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about fools you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean folks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fools pranks.
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Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.
Hawaii **IS** the early warning system.
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A bad workman blames his fools...
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Dead Baby Jokes?
A mother who has just given birth waits expectantly for the nurse to return so she can hold her baby. A few minutes pass, and the nurse enters with the baby in her hands. The nurse then drops the baby on the ground, stomps on it's head and kicks it out of the window. The mother starts screaming 'My baby, my baby!!'
The nurse looks at the lady and says 'April Fools! He was already dead!'
Little Billy had been blind since birth...
...and one night his mom tells him "If you pray extra hard tonight God will allow you see in the morning."
So little Billy prayed his heart out before going to sleep that night. The next morning he opened his eyes and to his surprise he screamed out.
"Mommy I still can't see!"
"I know son, April fools."
Luella and Rose
There were these two sisters Luella and Rose. They were going
to get a picture taken of themselves as they just got their checks.
They go to the studio and after the photographer fools with the
camera he tells Rose to sit quietly because he had to focus.
Well, Luella being hard of hearing says, "Huh?"
Rose says, "Be still girl he's gonna focus!"
Luella looks and says, "Both of us?"
The house phone
went at one minute past midnight last night, I answered and went all sombre as I was talking to the wife's Dad.
I came off the phone and told the wife her mother had died of a heart attack. She immediately got up and drove through the night from Cornwall to Aberdeen, she'll just be arriving now. This has to be my best April fools joke yet.
What did Valve say when Half Life 3 came out?
April Fools!
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Back in the days of the USSR, two men stood in a block-long line for cucumbers...
Suddenly one of them snaps, and yells "This is an outrage! Waiting for hours for a couple of lousy cucumbers! I'm going to the Kremlin to assassinate the fools responsible for this!" and stomps off. A couple hours later, he's back.
One of the other people in line asks "Did you kill the guy in the Kremlin?"
The first guy responds "You think *this* line is long?"
A kid was selling newspapers...
A kid was selling newspapers. He was yelling, "Boy cheats 100 fools!" to catch people's attention. A man walking by was interested and bought a newspaper. As he walked away with the newspaper, he heard the boy start yelling, "Boy cheats 101 fools!"
What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?
A jihahahad!
Happy April's fools!
... No really, what did you expect?
April Fools Prank for LDR
What comes after March?
April, fools!
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comeback is real!
A professor and a fool
A professor was walking along a very narrow hall when he came face to face with a rival.
The passage way was too narrow for two to pass.
The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said with a sneer,
I never make way for fools!
Smiling, the Gracious Professor stepped aside and with a bow replied, I Always Do.
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Teacher asks students ...
... if there are any fools in this class please stand up.
Nobody stands up .
After 10 seconds , little Johnny stands up .
Then teacher says , "aha so you are a fool ".
Johnny says , " ma'am I felt sorry for you standing all alone ... "
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Tunnel
Pesimist only sees the darkness in the tunnel.
Optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel.
Realist sees that that light is in fact a train.
The train conductor sees 3 fools on the railroad track.
Happy April Fools Day!
April Fools it's March 31st.
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I just lost my virginity!!!!
April fools *s**...*
Police report: Group of mimes and jesters arrested after brawl.
Police arrested a group of mimes and jesters for starting a fight.
After questioning the 2 gangs, the cops were convinced the jesters were just acting like fools. But the mimes have yet to make a statement.
I just got awake from sleep, after 61 days
April Fools :D
got it ; 61 days ..earlier ..from today right, no ?
alright move on :|
What's Mr. Ts chain made out of?
Fools gold
What do you call that little bug that buzzes around and bothers you?
Fly, you fools.
What's the sequel to April Fools, Neo?
The May Tricks.
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"Honey," said a husband, "I Invited a friend home for dinner."
"What? Are you crazy?" The wife replied.
"The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal."
" I know all that," he said.
"Then why did you invite a friend for dinner?" she asked.
he replied, "because the poor fools thinking about getting married."
If Moonlight is Best Picture, what is La La Land?
The Fools Who Dream
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A mother comes back home...
...and her son rushes to the door and tells her: "Mom, hurry up, dad has hanged himself in the bedroom!". The mother sprints to the bedroom but the room is all clear and there is no one there. The boy laughs and says "Haha April Fools! He hanged himself in the kitchen"
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Your dad died in a car c**....
April fools! He died in a fire!
TIL that a recently discovered diamond pit in Argentina is so large, that the value of diamonds is expected to drop tenfold in the next four years
April Fools
Submitting this while I'm in a car...
Don't worry... I'm in the passenger seat, which makes it harder to drive but fools the COPS.
My grandfather predicted that the titanic would sink.
He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn't listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.
Remember this Easter "He is risen!"
April Fools
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I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist here, but are we truly to believe that the Titanic sunk after being hit by an iceberg?! Do they think we're s**... fools!?
I've been throwing lettuce at the window for hours now and it hasn't even scratched, let alone put a hole in it.
Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)
TIL why people hate April Fools Day.
just got a new job and was to start today
Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhausted.
"Oh - Is this a joke because its Aprils fools day?"
I said "Its no joke - I just finished a 31 day march!"
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I'm so happy and I don't want to die
^^April ^^fools
You might have thought Jesus died for your sins...
but he was alive the entire time. April Fools.
In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.
In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.
I decided to teach my cousins a lesson about Easter and April Fools today...
So I sent them on an easter egg hunt but didn't hide any eggs
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Happy Easter
April Fools
Now go pay your rent.
For the longest time, i thought April fools was a christian thing. You know like it was in celebration of when Jesus died and then was like April fools gotcha guys.
I'm alive.
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A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
s**... keyboard.
What's the difference between a politician and a flat earther?
A politician fools the people and a flat earther fools himself
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If Gandalf wanted to go on an overseas holiday, what would he do?
Fly, *you fools*.
There were two fools and one boss
Boss told the fools to go and steal money from a random house.He told them that if the fence is tall then dig under,if the fence is short then jump.
Two hours later the fools came back with empty hands.
Boss asked them:"Where is the money?What happened?"
Fools replied "There was no fence"
Out of Season
Diablo Immortal.
April fools!
A man asked a wise Guru: "What is the secret to eternal happiness?"
The wise Guru answered: "To not argue with fools."
The man says: "I disagree."
The wise Guru replied: "Yes, you are right."
Your shoe is untied.
April fools!
