The Best 13 Foolproof Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Foolproof jokes. There are some foolproof offcourse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these foolproof childproof puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Foolproof Jokes and Puns
I can't write jokes, but a friend of mine gave me a foolproof formula. He said "Start with a natural set-up, lead the audience in one direction, then hit them with a punch line they weren't expecting."
So here goes:
Walk forwards.
Turn left.
Pasteurization.
I had trouble making friends in college, but then came up with a foolproof plan.
I started telling girls I love them. Their first reaction was to say let's just be friends.
Trumps wall is fool-proof...
Take china for example, they've had a wall for 2000 years and still no mexicans.
A inspector visits a sanatoriun to check its conditions.
During the tour the director takes him to one of their newly designed test rooms, claiming its foolproof.
"We fill up this bathtub to the brim see? Then we hand to the inmate a spoon and a cup and ask him to empty the tub" Says the director
The inspector nods and replies with a smile "Ah, i see. And the inmate, if sane will choose the cup because it's the biggest."
The director then looks at the inspector and raises a brow "No, the sane one will just open the drain"
There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks.
Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.
My friend accidentally discovered a foolproof method of getting instant long lashes.
He smoked a joint in Saudi Arabia.
A man gets arrested for selling alcohol without a permit. He gets a lawyer who tells to not to worry, he's got a fool-proof defense. The day of the trial arrives, and the lawyer address the jury. Ladies and gentlemen, take a good long look at my client...
...do you think, if he had even a drop of alcohol in his possession, that he would sell it?
I've developed a FOOL-PROOF, GUARANTEED method to lose 5 pounds or more in only MINUTES, and to keep it off PERMANENTLY!!!
Find out more in my new book, "The Idiot's Guide to Self-Amputation."
Always plead idiocy, if you can provide evidence.
It's foolproof!
You know the fool-proof method to get your girl pregnant right?
Wait until the perfect Friday night and treat her real fine. I'm talking start with chocolate, flowers, the works. Dress in y'alls Sunday best and go to the best Italian place in town. Wine her and dine her then take her home. Take it slow but start getting her real hot. I'm talking wet enough to drown a fish. Once you've done every single step, in that order, absolutely perfectly, you call me over.
Vaccines
They seem to be literally foolproof
You can explore foolproof painless reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean foolproof surefire dad jokes. There are also foolproof puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
My doctor told me a foolproof way of getting back into my pants and losing six inches...
Just ask him to pull out of me
Say what you will about Hitler, there's one thing he did for the betterment of everybody...
he devised a foolproof plan to kill Hitler.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the foolproof scheme jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working foolproof safe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.