Foolish Jokes
29 foolish jokes and hilarious foolish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about foolish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Foolish Short Jokes
Short foolish jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The foolish humour may include short fools jokes also.
- They told me it was foolish to fill the room with nitrous oxide... Well, who's laughing now.
- I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
- Of course god exists How else could those foolish athiests explain my girlfriend getting pregnant without us ever sleeping together
- He who stands with hands in pockets feels foolish He who stands with holes in pockets feels nuts
- Did you hear what the foolish gardener did? The guy planted a light bulb and thought he'd get a power plant.
- It's foolish for humans to try and take back the planet of the apes Since they are incredibly good at gorilla warfare.
- Don't be foolish, the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden was obviously not an apple. It was an orange. Haven't you heard of oranginal sin?
- Every week I get depressed when I see these men with funny haircuts on the TV making foolish decisions. It sure is hard to be an Arsenal supporter.
- My friend was telling me he thinks it's foolish to put my past girlfriends on the market? I told him I don't really care what he thinks.
I'm still ex-selling. - My girlfriend says she's breaking up with me because of my excessive video game puns What a foolish reason to fallout 4
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Foolish One Liners
Which foolish one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with foolish? I can suggest the ones about silly and goofy.
- How did the foolish mechanic manage to dent the axle on the 4x4? Axle-dently
- which 2 insects are the most foolish? ant-ticks
- Why was Georgie consumed by large debts? Because he was penny wise, pound foolish
- Why was the clown broke? He was Pennywise and pound foolish.
- Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
- I heard Pennywise the clown has a brother... Pound Foolish.
- "Stay hungry, stay foolish." -- Steve Jobs
- A foolish man complains about his torn pockets A wise man uses them to scratch his b**....
Entertaining Foolish Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about foolish you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ridiculous jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make foolish pranks.
A Muslim is about to commit s**... when a Catholic priest stops him
"What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit s**... to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, s**... is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano...
... A wise man gives his wife an upright o**....
A Rastaman with a bag full of m**... walks into a bank...
and hands it to a cashier. The angry cashier asks 'Sir, what is this...?' The rasta replies "Wa yah ask foolish question, mi come to open a joint account!!"
A man visits a village
A man visits a village and approaches the town clerk "Have any great men been born in your joke of a town?"
And the clerk responded "well no you foolish man. Only babies have been born in my town."
Donald Trump was admiring the Sistine chapel
Trump : this is the bestest painting I've ever seen
Docent : yes indeed Mr. President , it was painted by Michaelangelo ..
Trump : I know the fake news media makes me look like an idiot but I'm not foolish to believe that it was painted by a freaking turtle
The other day, I ran out of apple juice
But I had a big box full of apples at home, so I thought I would try to make some myself.
I stared at that box for over an hour and nothing happened. Then I looked at the empty juice bottle again, and on the label it said "not from concentrate."
Boy did I feel foolish
A few guys grew some w**...
A group of friends decided to experiment with growing w**... one day. It proved to be a success and they were very proud of their work.
However, one member of the group decided to take all the credit for himself. This was foolish as it was obviously a joint effort...
