Foolish Day Jokes
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Foolish Day Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What is a good foolish day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The other day, I ran out of apple juice
But I had a big box full of apples at home, so I thought I would try to make some myself.
I stared at that box for over an hour and nothing happened. Then I looked at the empty juice bottle again, and on the label it said "not from concentrate."
Boy did I feel foolish
A few guys grew some w**...
A group of friends decided to experiment with growing w**... one day. It proved to be a success and they were very proud of their work.
However, one member of the group decided to take all the credit for himself. This was foolish as it was obviously a joint effort...
The crazy house is running low on space...
So the staff call a meeting to see how they can bring their numbers down. They decide a test is in order.
Unfortunately, traditional Q&A testing didn't yield the kind of results they wanted so they get creative and paint a door on the wall of the lounge area.
The next day they wait and watch to see which patients fall for it. Soon there are lines of crazy people trying to open the fake door. Some resist but still look on in bewildered curiosity except for one man in the corner of the room laughing hysterically. They approach him and ask what he finds so amusing...
Patient: "All the lunatics trying to open that door over there. That's pretty funny"
The staff starts to get excited. This seems promising.
Doctor: "Their behavior seems foolish to you huh?"
Patient: "Downright s**... if you ask me."
Doctor: "Can you please explain why?"
The patient motions for the doctor to come closer and whispers into his ear: "Because I have the key!"
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