Food Poisoning Jokes
52 food poisoning jokes and hilarious food poisoning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about food poisoning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Food Poisoning Short Jokes
Short food poisoning jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The food poisoning humour may include short food poison jokes also.
- My girlfriend told me that her gran died of food poisoning. The toughest part was acting surprised.
- 1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning. 1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey.
- Apparently my attempt at recreating authentic Middle Eastern recipe gave everyone food poisoning... I falafel.
- Turns out Michael Jackson actually died from food poisoning My sources tell me he ate 12 year old nuts
- I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O's.... It was the most painful vowel movement of my life.
- A king, a clown and a little red haired girl walk into an Italian restaurant. Last thing they want is food poisoning.
- Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" The other one replies "Yeah, it kinda does." Two days later they both died of food poisoning.
- Did you hear that Bon Jovi got food poisoning after eating that deer? I guess you could say he had some Bad Venison
- Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man how to make a fire and he won't get food poisoning
- What do you call an Irish woman that accidentally poisons people with her Asian cuisine? Thai food Mary.
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Food Poisoning One Liners
Which food poisoning one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with food poisoning? I can suggest the ones about salmonella and bad cooking.
- Did you hear about the Germans who got food poisoning? It was the wurst.
- Everyone at the family reunion got food poisoning Runs in the family
- Did you hear I got food poisoning from eating sausage? Yeah, it was the wurst.
- Yesterday, I got food poisoning I don't know when I'll use it
- I got food poisoning today. Not sure who im going to use it on.
- How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? He ate a 10 year old wiener.
- Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India? He ate Rameet!
- I got food poisoning... Not sure when I'm a gonna use it.
- Where do you go if you get food poisoning from the Olive Garden? To the Hospitalliano.
- I must have food poisoning... I tried that new Greek restaurant and I just falafel.
- If girls are "snacks", what do you call one with an STD? Food poisoning.
- Got food poisoning from that persian place down the street... ...I falafel
- What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese? None, but you can get food poisoning.
- I got food poisoned after eating at a chinese place I think it was the Kung Pao chicken.
- Why did the Russian man get food poisoning? Because NE-coli.
Great Food Poisoning Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about food poisoning you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad food jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make food poisoning pranks.
There was an outbreak of food poisoning among the world leaders at the recent summit. During the food preparation, they feared what the Russians Putin May Merkel Trump.
The other day I was in charge of finding a caterer for this big event I was hosting.
Through a lucky series of events, I was able to book Bobby Flay's brother for the night! I thought it would be great, but once he cooked it all, the main course was terrible and people were complaining about food poisoning the whole night.
Moral of the story: Don't judge a cook by his brother.
Jesus party
When Jesus distributed fish and bread, he surely turned some water into red wine for the feast, being his blood and all, everyone knew he could do that party trick by then.
I'm sure someone must have went like:
"That's all good Jesus, but white wine would have been better with fish".
That person miraculously had food poisoning that day.
A p**... who says everything twice buys a turkey for Thanksgiving and after he gets food poisoning goes back to the market to complain
He says to the butcher Whachoo sellin' here jive turkey?!
How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?
He ate a 5 year old w**...
Update: Indian bread factory no longer under investigation for food poisoning, inspector declares.
It was a naan-issue.
FOOD POISONING
Haven't you heard about that famous Italian Chef that got food poisoning?
Sadly, he pasta-way last night.
Wanting to be a good friend to peter pan, I poisoned his food
But in his last moments all he did was whine and complain. Something along the lines of "that's not what I meant by never growing old"
A d**... dies of food poisoning.
Why? Bad korma.
I just heard Michael Jackson died from food poisoning...
he choked on a 9-year old w**....
Autopsy shows Michael Jackson died from food poisoning....
they found a 12 year old wiener stuck in his t**....
Initials reports are in on how Michael Jackson died....
He got food poisoning from eating a 9 year old w**...
I was in London last summer
I was in London last summer, and I got food poisoning. I lost 6 kilograms. See a lot of Americans don't understand that because it's metric. But I did the math, and 6 kilograms is over $720,000 in c**....
4th of July picnic
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How was your 4th of July picnic?" the bartender asks. "Horrible. Everyone came down with food poisoning," the guy replies. "I knew the hot dogs might have gone bad, but turns out the brats were the wurst."
