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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Through a lucky series of events, I was able to book Bobby Flay's brother for the night! I thought it would be great, but once he cooked it all, the main course was terrible and people were complaining about food poisoning the whole night.
Moral of the story: Don't judge a cook by his brother.
"They flip burgers for profit!"
Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
A bearded man walks into a McDonald's without a shirt on. When he gets to the counter the cashier blurts out "I'm sorry sir, we can't serve you food unless you're wearing a shirt."
"What do you mean?" the man bellows incredulously as he brings his hand up to stroke his beard.
"I have a goatee!"
Q: How do you starve a (race variable) man?
A: Put his food stamps in his work boots!
My sister was in a hurry to get to a hockey game and was anxious to eat supper.
Sister: We better get eatin' soon.
Dad: I hope not, we still have food to eat.
Sister: *Blank stare*
tl;dr: Eaten vs eating
"Did you smell that food" she asked, "incredible." being the gentleman that I am I thought "what the heck, I'll treat her, so we walked passed it again....
A Jew is a person who follows Judaism, and pizza is a food...
I bet you expected a Holocaust joke. Jew thought wrong.
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Food for thought
But the steaks were too high.
The struggle is Veal.
And I just thought my wife was a bad cook.
Brians.
[This is probably a repost, but I thought of it myself so I'm posting it anyway]
I thought the last shot was of some tortillas, but as we finished, the director shouted, 'That's a wrap.'
I thought it was mine, so I checked my garage and it was still chained up, begging for food.
Thought it was mine, I checked the garage and it's still there, locked up, safe and sound, begging for food.
Not because other customers thought she was indecent, but because we have a no outside food or drinks policy
A contemplate.
Then I checked the garage and it was still chained up, asking for food
That's some food for thought!
Someone offered me a pureed lamb "shake" . . .
My first thought was eww.
They also had some ram jam. Despite the name, still eww.
I thought it was mine. So I checked the garage and it was still chained up, asking for food.
So yesterday i was sitting on my front porch and i saw a black guy riding a bike, i thought it was mine so i checked my shed but it was still there chained up and asking for food
They get food for thought
And thought, "I bet there's some nice food in there".
Greg : so I kept rubbing this rock against another rock until it became very thin and now I can cut vegetables,meat using this . I call this "The Knife" .
Chief Gogo : wow , I thought no-one can beat Gorg's invention of using wheat flour and water to create a new food called "bread" but yours is a worthy contender
Greg " that's not it ,chief "
And then places a piece of bread on the stone and takes the knife in his hand
" What I'm about to do will blow your mind " .
"Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H .......in Hour, Honour. .....etc. She replied, "We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent."
During lunch break that day, the teacher gave the student her packed lunch and asked him to heat it in the Cafeteria. He ate all the food and returned her the empty container.
Shocked, she asked: "What happened? The boy replied: "Madam, I thought 'H' was silent.
I thought the best way to teach him was to use one in a sentence, so I said "The other day, I had Ethiopian food for dinner."
The food comes and one of them gets up to go to the bathroom. When he comes back he finds his food was eaten so he asks his friend why he ate it. He responds with "honestly I thought you left"
Dehydrated and hungry, they walked into a mosque.
The Imam asked for their names.
Mark thought: Maybe it's wiser to pretend to be a Muslim. So he replied: My name is Ahmed.
Sam said: My name is Sam.
The Imam called his servant over, who handed Sam some food and water.
He then turned to Mark and said: Happy Ramadan, brother Ahmed.
But then I found out it was full of hot air.
Just some food for thought.
i thought it was mine so i went and checked my garage, turns out my one was still chained up begging for food
I thought it sounded like a good ques-idea
It was still there, asking for food
I thought it looked like mine, but when I looked in my garage, it was still chained up, asking for food.
Food for thought
I'll call it Food 4 Thought 4 Less
that's shellfish.
Mom: Did Fido enjoyed his food?
Me: I don't know.
Mom: I thought you fed him and he finished his food?
Me: He did. But he never said he enjoyed it.
Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.
The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.
Now she has to go back to the end of the line to start all over.
Don't honk your horn at old people.
But mine was chained up in basement asking for food
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Wonderful!"
Being the 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her."
... So they walked past it again.
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