The Best 46 Food For Thought Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Food For Thought jokes. There are some food for thought brians jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these food for thought favorite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Food For Thought Jokes and Puns

Yo momma's so poor, when I told her about the Last Supper, she thought the food stamps had run out.

Yo momma's so poor, when I told her about the Last Supper, she thought the food stamps had run out.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

Food For Thought joke

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

The other day I was in charge of finding a caterer for this big event I was hosting.

Through a lucky series of events, I was able to book Bobby Flay's brother for the night! I thought it would be great, but once he cooked it all, the main course was terrible and people were complaining about food poisoning the whole night.

Moral of the story: Don't judge a cook by his brother.


"How do fast food restaurants make so much money?"

"They flip burgers for profit!"

Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Thought of this in the car today...

A bearded man walks into a McDonald's without a shirt on. When he gets to the counter the cashier blurts out "I'm sorry sir, we can't serve you food unless you're wearing a shirt."

"What do you mean?" the man bellows incredulously as he brings his hand up to stroke his beard.

"I have a goatee!"

Food For Thought joke, Thought of this in the car today...

In light of all this recent controversy and chaos, thought this slightly racy joke would cheer people up!

Q: How do you starve a (race variable) man?

A: Put his food stamps in his work boots!

My dad tonight at dinner. Thought I would share.

My sister was in a hurry to get to a hockey game and was anxious to eat supper.

Sister: We better get eatin' soon.

Dad: I hope not, we still have food to eat.

Sister: *Blank stare*

tl;dr: Eaten vs eating

My girlfriend and I walked passed a "swanky" new restaurant last night...

"Did you smell that food" she asked, "incredible." being the gentleman that I am I thought "what the heck, I'll treat her, so we walked passed it again....

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A Jew is a person who follows Judaism, and pizza is a food...

I bet you expected a Holocaust joke. Jew thought wrong.

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What does a brain eat?

Food for thought

I recently thought about stealing from the food shelf...

But the steaks were too high.

Did you hear about the food critic who is having thoughts about his career choice due to ethical concerns?

The struggle is Veal.

Researchers today said food cooked too long that turns to black produces high levels of acrylamide, a cancer risk.

And I just thought my wife was a bad cook.

What's a dyslexic zombie's favorite food?

Brians.

[This is probably a repost, but I thought of it myself so I'm posting it anyway]

Food For Thought joke, What's a dyslexic zombie's favorite food?

Just came off a job filming an advert for Mexican food.

I thought the last shot was of some tortillas, but as we finished, the director shouted, 'That's a wrap.'

I saw a black guy riding a bike down the street

I thought it was mine, so I checked my garage and it was still chained up, begging for food.

Just saw a kid riding a bike

Thought it was mine, I checked the garage and it's still there, locked up, safe and sound, begging for food.


Today I kicked a breastfeeding mom out of my restaurant

Not because other customers thought she was indecent, but because we have a no outside food or drinks policy

Where do thoughtful people eat their food from?

A contemplate.

Today I saw a kid riding a bike and thought it was mine

Then I checked the garage and it was still chained up, asking for food

Did you know that blueberries are good for your brain?

That's some food for thought!

Terrible Food Pun

Someone offered me a pureed lamb "shake" . . .

 

My first thought was eww.

 

They also had some ram jam. Despite the name, still eww.

I saw a black guy riding a bike near my house yesterday

I thought it was mine. So I checked the garage and it was still chained up, asking for food.

Bike is short for Bichael

So yesterday i was sitting on my front porch and i saw a black guy riding a bike, i thought it was mine so i checked my shed but it was still there chained up and asking for food

Philosophers don't get salaries

They get food for thought

I'd love to meet the maniac that looked at a beehive

And thought, "I bet there's some nice food in there".

During the annual cavemen conference ...

Greg : so I kept rubbing this rock against another rock until it became very thin and now I can cut vegetables,meat using this . I call this "The Knife" .

Chief Gogo : wow , I thought no-one can beat Gorg's invention of using wheat flour and water to create a new food called "bread" but yours is a worthy contender

Greg " that's not it ,chief "

And then places a piece of bread on the stone and takes the knife in his hand

" What I'm about to do will blow your mind " .

A seventh grader asked his English teacher a question in class

"Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H .......in Hour, Honour. .....etc. She replied, "We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent."

During lunch break that day, the teacher gave the student her packed lunch and asked him to heat it in the Cafeteria. He ate all the food and returned her the empty container.

Shocked, she asked: "What happened? The boy replied: "Madam, I thought 'H' was silent.

My friend asked me what an oxymoron was.

I thought the best way to teach him was to use one in a sentence, so I said "The other day, I had Ethiopian food for dinner."

2 guys are sitting in a plane

The food comes and one of them gets up to go to the bathroom. When he comes back he finds his food was eaten so he asks his friend why he ate it. He responds with "honestly I thought you left"

Two Americans were trekking in a desert.

Dehydrated and hungry, they walked into a mosque.
The Imam asked for their names.
Mark thought: Maybe it's wiser to pretend to be a Muslim. So he replied: My name is Ahmed.
Sam said: My name is Sam.
The Imam called his servant over, who handed Sam some food and water.
He then turned to Mark and said: Happy Ramadan, brother Ahmed.

When I heard of an air fryer that doesnt use any oil I thought there was no way it would actually fry foods

But then I found out it was full of hot air.

If one cacti is a cactus, is a single broccoli a broccolus?

Just some food for thought.

i saw a black man on a bike yesterday

i thought it was mine so i went and checked my garage, turns out my one was still chained up begging for food

My boyfriend suggested that we should get Mexican food for dinner tonight

I thought it sounded like a good ques-idea

I saw a black guy riding a bike, I thought it was mine until I checked my garage.

It was still there, asking for food

I saw a black guy riding a bike this morning

I thought it looked like mine, but when I looked in my garage, it was still chained up, asking for food.

TIL that a chemical in blueberries stimulates mental activity

Food for thought

I want to open up a discount book store

I'll call it Food 4 Thought 4 Less

The other day while scuba diving for seafood it dawned on me that everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,

that's shellfish.

My mother bought a new kind of dog food for our pet.

Mom: Did Fido enjoyed his food?

Me: I don't know.

Mom: I thought you fed him and he finished his food?

Me: He did. But he never said he enjoyed it.

I was in a long McDonald's drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.

Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.

The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.

Now she has to go back to the end of the line to start all over.

Don't honk your horn at old people.

Today I saw a guy with bicycle, I thought that was mine

But mine was chained up in basement asking for food

Scotsman and a new restaurant

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Wonderful!"

Being the 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her."

... So they walked past it again.

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