Food Dye Jokes
8 food dye jokes and hilarious food dye puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about food dye that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Food Dye Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good food dye joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What's the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring?
One is n**... in dye and the other died in new.
What happens when you drink food colouring?
You dye a little on the inside.
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring...
The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.
Did you hear the tragic story about the man who sat in food coloring?
He dyes in the end.
If I drank a whole bottle of food coloring...
I would dye.
Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you?
If you happen to drink too much you will dye.
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night.
I ended up dyeing inside.
I caught my neighborhood stealing my red food dye.
.. When he was caught red handed he said "I'm gonna dye".
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