Food Coloring Jokes
43 food coloring jokes and hilarious food coloring puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about food coloring that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Food Coloring Short Jokes
Short food coloring jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The food coloring humour may include short coloring book jokes also.
- I swallowed some food coloring the other day. I'll be alright, but it feels like I dyed a little inside.
- I swallowed some food coloring once I went to the doctor and he said I was fine, but I felt like I had dyed a little inside.
- Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
- I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
- I accidentally swallowed some food coloring... The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.
- Did you hear about the guy who passed away because he consumed too much food coloring? He dyed.
- I ate some food coloring last week.. I went to the doctor, turns out everything is fine, but I still feel like I've dyed a little inside.
- Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you? If you happen to drink too much you will dye.
- I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I am OK. But I think I've dyed a little inside.
- I swallowed food coloring the other day Doctor says I'm okay but I feel like I dyed inside
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Food Coloring One Liners
Which food coloring one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with food coloring? I can suggest the ones about hair dye and dyes.
- I swallowed some food coloring earlier. I think I dyed a little inside.
- Did you hear the tragic story about the man who sat in food coloring? He dyes in the end.
- Did you hear about that guy that drank a lot of food coloring? He dyed.
- I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside.
- If I drank a whole bottle of food coloring... I would dye.
- What kind of food can you color with? A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5
- A bottle of food coloring jumped off a building... It dyed.
- Just ate some food coloring I dyed a little inside.
- I swallowed food coloring yesterday I'm okay, but I feel like I dyed inside
- I ingested some food coloring this morning Outside I felt okay, but inside I was dying
- After falling into a vat of food coloring... I dyed
- I accidentally drank food coloring last night. I'm dying inside.
- I was forced to s**... purple food color. I feel violated.
Uproarious Food Coloring Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about food coloring you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean yellow color jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make food coloring pranks.
What's the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring?
One is n**... in dye and the other died in new.
An old man set out on his first trip to the mall
At the food court he was people watching and noticed a young man dressed in wild clothes with a multi-color mohawk.
The young man notices the old man staring so he walks over and rudely asks him if he has a problem.
The old man stared at him a moment longer and said, "Not really, just thinking about a time around 20 years ago when I got really drunk and s**... a peacock, I was just wondering if you might be my son".
A panda walks into a restaurant...
A panda walks into a restaurant. He orders some food,then shoots the waiter dead. Then he gets up to leave. The manager said: "Hey! What are you doing?! You shot my waiter!" The panda said: "What did you expect? I'm a PANDA. Look me up!" The manager looks up the definition. "The panda: and animal of black and white coloring that eats, shoots,and leaves."
I accidentally ate some food coloring the other day...
The doctor said that I'm fine, but I still feel like a little bit of me dyed that day.
My wife made me a green hamburger today to celebrate St Patricks Day. I asked her how she colored it and she said she didn't know what I was talking about.
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common?
There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
An elderly man goes to a shopping mall...
... And decides to sit down for a while in the food court. A few moments pass by and a young man sits a few tables away from him. This young man has a mohawk taller than half of his body and dyed every color of the rainbow. The old man begins staring at the young man and eventually the latter gets aggravated, walks up to the elderly man and asks "Whatcha staring for old man? Haven't you ever done anything wild and crazy before?" The elderly man says "Sure have. Got drunk in the Army once and had s**... with a peacock. Just trying to determine if you might be my son."