Food Chain Jokes

Funniest Food Chain Short Jokes

Short food chain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The food chain humour may include short food court jokes also.

1. I saw a black guy riding a bike near my house yesterday I thought it was mine. So I checked the garage and it was still chained up, asking for food.
2. Due to the recent relaxation of laws in Saudi Arabia, a new chain of fast food restaurants are opening up which are run solely by women.
   It's called Burka King.
3. Saw a kid riding a bike that looked the same as mine in my neighborhood I freaked out and went to my garage. Luckily he was still there; chained up and begging for food.
4. I saw a black guy riding a bike down the street I thought it was mine, so I checked my garage and it was still chained up, begging for food.
5. Today I saw a guy with bicycle, I thought that was mine But mine was chained up in basement asking for food
6. Today I saw a kid riding a bike and thought it was mine Then I checked the garage and it was still chained up, asking for food
7. I saw a black man riding a bike... I quickly ran back to my garage to check if it was mine. There it was still chained up and asking for food.
8. In which world are cows at the top of the food chain? Well not in this one but maybe in the udder one
9. A lion is able to hunt his prey for food when gets 3 months old And then there's my wife who screams after seeing a cockroach.
   Ironically we are on the top of food chain
10. I saw a black guy riding a bike this morning I thought it looked like mine, but when I looked in my garage, it was still chained up, asking for food.

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Food Chain One Liners

Which food chain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with food chain? I can suggest the ones about food supplies and organic food.

1. Your mom so fat.. Her favorite jewellery is the food chain
2. If humans are at the top of the food chain... Cannibals are one step above.
3. What's the only Papally-approved fast food chain in the US? Popeyes
4. Your mom isn't at the top of the food chain... I eat her every night.
5. Did you hear about the waiter who became a manager? He worked his way up the food chain.
6. What do frogs order at a fast food chain? French flies
   Mcribbit
   Chicken leg
7. Worst name for a discount fast food chain? Taco Liquidators.
8. What is a running back's favorite fast food chain? Arby's.
9. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Food Chain Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about food chain you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean farmers feed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make food chain pranks.