Food Based Jokes
6 food based jokes and hilarious food based puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about food based that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Recently, a group of scientists discovered...
a subclass of ant has a genetic mutation that makes them grow larger than average, DESPITE missing a jointed segment on their legs. This same mutation also causes them to have an aversion to dairy-based foods, even with their high based sugar content.
TL;DR lack-toes-in-taller-ants
I'm opening a new grocery stores named Organic Food Mart...
Our slogan: "We sell only the best carbon-based foods."
Bungie is now working on food products based on their own classic games
Known as Halo tea bags.
I wrote a piece of music based on the experience of digesting Mexican food...
I'm calling it Taco Bell's Canon
A man who escapes from the USSR is being interviewed by an American journalist
Journalist: So, how is life in the Soviet Union?
Man: Well, I can't complain
Journalist: But, I have heard that in your country there is often not enough food and long lines. Is this true?
Man: I can't complain
Journalist: In the USA there are rumours that people that oppose your leaders gets killed or just disappears. Do you know anything about this?
Man: Can't complain about it
Journalist (now frustrated) : But why did you escape? Based on this interview, life is great over there
Man (Smiling) : Because here I can complain
It's the year 1987...
Last year the space station Mir appeared to be launched into orbit. The key word being appeared. The space station is actually just a hologram designed to fool the United States! Right here on Earth exists a tiny scale replica, containing tiny versions of every item that would go up in a real shuttle. There are miniature parcels of food, space suits, and even a Russian flag. The items are held in a secret base hidden in the Russian wilderness. Thus the saying...
Objects in Mir are closer than they appear.
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