Food Bank Jokes
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Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda.
You look s**... and you get nothing out of it.
I checked my bank account and I found out that I have enough money to spend for the rest of my life.
Rent? Food? Bills. My account got them covered for the rest of my life. As long as I die on Tuesday.
Weight-loss pills are very effective...
They drain your bank account so you don't have money for food.
Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book.
Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.
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The s**... bank I visited yesterday had its own food court
Unfortunately it was just a Jack in the Box
When you think about it, the idea of a food bank is kind of ridiculous.
There's no accounting for taste.
Have you heard about Mark Knopfler using food banks?
He gets honey for nothing and chips for free.
A short collection of jokes....
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: homework!!!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder..
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off.
Boy:say me
Girl:me
Boy: you forgot the d
Girl: there's no d in me
Boy: not yet there isnt :)
One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance... so i pushed her over
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasnt the correct answer
Enjoy and post some funny ones i can havea laugh at...
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So a duck walks into a bank...
He waddles up to the teller and demands a big mac, fries, and a shake.
"This is a bank." She explains. "We don't serve food here."
The duck walks out.
The next day the duck comes back and walks up to the same teller. Again he demands a big mac, fries, and a shake.
Slightly aggrivated, she explains again that he won't be getting any food.
The next day the duck comes back, orders a big mac, fries, and a shake.
The teller is furious. "WE DON'T SERVE FOOD HERE, THIS IS A BANK! IF YOU COME IN ONE MORE TIME, IM GOING TO NAIL YOUR FEET RIGHT TO THE FLOOR!"
The duck leaves calmly.
The next day, sure enough he comes back. He walks up to the teller and asks "Do you have any nails?"
"No."
"Get me a big mac, fries, and a shake."
What is the only financial institution an Occupier supports?
A food bank.
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