Font Jokes
77 font jokes and hilarious font puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about font that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Font Short Jokes
Short font jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The font humour may include short style jokes also.
- What font does alphabet soup use? Times New Ramen.
*Credit for this goes to Kim Komando. I heard it on the radio earlier today.* - The Chief of Police died responding to people changing fonts on town signs There we were, left sans-sheriff
- If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?
- Two fonts walked into a bar... The bartender said: "Sorry, we don't want your type in here."
- Several fonts walk into a bar. Get out of here! shouts the bartender. We don't serve your type here.
- I always have trouble picking a font Every font I look at, I think, "Nope, this one's not my type."
- The one who created the memes font really changed the world. I mean, he really made an Impact.
- What font do Japanese people use Times new ramen
- What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone? Sans Sheriff.
- Who's the law enforcement in the font world? Sans Sheriff
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Font One Liners
Which font one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with font? I can suggest the ones about text and letter.
- I love my girlfriend Arial. I'm quite font of her.
- I won't date just any font; It has to be my type.
- I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font. Now that is bold.
- The font for alphabet soup Is times new ramen.
- 3 fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve your type."
- I have fallen in love with a font It's a bit of a Times New Romance.
- What's Robin hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!
- What was Bob Marley's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!
- Three fonts walk into a bar. The barman says, Clear out, we don't want your type here!
- What font is sky writing in? Aerial
- Which font do sky-writers use? arial
- What was Robin Hood's favourite variety of font? Sans-sheriff
- My font designer girlfriend broke up with me last night. I guess I just wasn't her type.
- If you were a font, you'd be extra fine print Because you're hard to read
- What font is the best for writing bad words? Any cursive font.
Laughable Font Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about font you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean accent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make font pranks.
Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?
He couldn't decide what font to use.
What is the Dothraki font of choice?
Kaleebri
I don't mind comic sans.
It's honestly a very well rounded font.
What's the safest font?
Helmetica.
I like my woman like I like my font
Bold, black, and size 14.
What did one font say to the other while at the beach?
"Serifs up, dude!"
I'm not fat!
My DNA's just bold font.
What does the font say?
Wingding-ding-ding-ding-wingdingering-ding!
What font does a beef noodle stall use?
Times Niurou Mian
(Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
What do you call a fountain whose angel statue has been stolen?
A sans seraph font.
I like my women how I like my font
18 and **bold**
[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font?
Sans Scarif
What is the Empire's favorite font type?
Sans scarif
A font walks into a bar...
The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here"
A Font Designer and a Police Officer Walk Into a Bar...
The font designer leaves sans sheriff.
A good looking font walks into a bar and approaches a woman.
She looks at him and says "keep walking. You're not my type".
There something I don't like about the tree in my font yard.
Seems kinda shady!
What is the first rule of font club?
What is the first rule of font club?
No talking about font club.
What is the second rule of font club?
No using comic sans
I like my woman like I like my font
Calibri, 12.
Two fonts walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, we don't serve fonts here!"
But they sat down anyways because they were **bold**.
Why does the current Pakistani Prime Minister hate the Calibri font?
Because it is sans Sharif
What is an outlaws favourite font?
Sans-Sheriff
What's a french criminal's favourite font?
Sans Sheriff
"Excuse me, is this pool stirred up by angels and imbued with healing properties?"
"No, Sir, I'm afraid this font is sans-Seraph."
What's Robin Hood's least favourite font?
The Serif of Nottingham
What is Chewbacca's least favorite font?
Sans Solo.
What font do they use under the sea?
Ariel
A Therapist is complaining to his friend about not having any clients
His friend replies it may have something to do with putting his profession on the office door in such large font that it had to be broken into two words.
What was Mussolini's least favourite font?
Parti sans.
Did you hear about the long-sighted baptist?
He had to use a large font.
Which font do the protesters use to paint BLACK LIVES MATTER onto the streets of New York City?
Times Square New Roman.
I finally found out what font they use for alphabet soup...
Times New Ramen.
What do you do if a font knocks on your door?
You let-er-in
My boss said I was going to see a big increase on my Payslip this month...
... He increased the font size.
Four fonts walk into a bar.
The bartender yells "Hey, you, get out! We don't want your type in here!"
What font does Reddit use?
Time Snoo Roman.
I went to the fountain and removed all of its angel statues.
It's now a sans seraph font.
I've always wanted to create a new font.
The descenders would be little link sausages. They'd be the serifs of knotting ham.
