The Best 11 Fondue Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fondue jokes. There are some fondue cacao jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fondue cheesy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fondue Jokes and Puns

What is Waldo's (Wally's) least favorite dish?


People really hate my cheesy puns...

but I'm quite fondue of them.

What do you call a faux pas at a fondue party?

A fondon't

Fondue joke, What do you call a faux pas at a fondue party?

The girls call me fondue...

...because i'm cheesy, but still smooth.

I went to a fondue party last night and thought of a really great joke!

I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.

What do you call a pregnant deer?


What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth

Ha ha ha
The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

Fondue joke, What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

What do you call a water on a baby deer?


What did the customer say to the waiter who had a cool phone?

What does your fondue?

Did you hear about the fondue chef who worked his way up the military?

He recently made sargento.

How do you make fondue without one of those special pots?

You fondon't.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fondue punny jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fondue queso piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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