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26 fondly jokes and hilarious fondly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fondly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Fondly Short Jokes

Short fondly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fondly humour may include short dearly jokes also.

  1. I fondly remember our childhood when Dad used to roll us down the hill in a tire. Those were the Good Years.
  2. I remember my childhood quite fondly when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires. Those were the Good Years.
  3. What is a pirate's favourite letter in the alphabet? You think it would be the R, but he's really fond of the C.
  4. Putin asks Zelenskyi: 'When I'm dead, I bet you will come to urinate on my grave?" Zelenskyi: "Nah. Never been fond of waiting in line."
  5. America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.
  6. I have fond memories of the sausage factory. It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.
  7. Why was the new lawyer not too fond of his work outfit? He wasn't comfortable being in a lawsuit yet.
  8. I had a cold call today asking about my recent accident I said "well he's 22 now and I'm rather fond of him"
  9. My math teacher grew seaweed on his wife's undergarments. He really was fond of algae-bra.
  10. The other day I met a sentient ant who grew fond of me. It turns out he has the ability to type and write as well… This looks like it's all a cake day joke, but it's just fondant.

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Fondly One Liners

Which fondly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fondly? I can suggest the ones about affectionate and sincerely.

  1. I've never been fond of making tunnels. It's just boring.
  2. Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan.
  3. I fondly look back at when I was breastfed... Thanks for the mammaries
  4. I'm not really fond of massages It just rubs me the wrong way
  5. My father's sister really isn't fond of jews... We call her auntie-semitite
  6. I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever.
  7. Why is everyone so fond of the Swiss? I'm not sure exactly but their flag is a big plus.
  8. I'm not fond of narcissism. I feel like I'm better than that.
  9. the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley it keeps jamming
  10. I guess China will save the world's climate. They are not fond of global warning.
  11. How do Catholic priests remember choir boys? Fondly.
  12. What do you call someone who is very fond of cat videos? A Catholic
  13. What do you call a jamaican who has a fond taste for italian food A Pasta-man
  14. Is my French girlfriend fond of golden showers? Oui...
  15. I've literally been waiting my whole life for this! Ask me about my fond-dual!!!!

Fondly joke, I've literally been waiting my whole life for this!

Cheerful Fondly Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about fondly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vehemently jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fondly pranks.

I fondly remember my dad telling me this one, but i never understood it until recently.

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.
He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

Little John fell in love with the teacher.

Little John is sitting in his bench and he is fondly looking at the teacher. It got little uncomfortable for her that he doesn't stop watching her so she said to him:
- John, why do you watch me all the time?
- Well, I love you - spoke John.
- But I do not love children - says his teacher.
- It's okay, we'll be careful.

I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia.

Ahh......That brings back memories.

My friend the beekeeper was looking fondly at something...

I personally found it to be quite ugly, but then I realized and told him "I guess beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder"

My grandfather is remembered most fondly for his ability to shred cheese...

Some say he was the gratist.

Fondly joke, My grandfather is remembered most fondly for his ability to shred cheese...