Fondly Jokes
26 fondly jokes and hilarious fondly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fondly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fondly Short Jokes
Short fondly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fondly humour may include short dearly jokes also.
- I fondly remember our childhood when Dad used to roll us down the hill in a tire. Those were the Good Years.
- Putin asks Zelenskyi: 'When I'm dead, I bet you will come to urinate on my grave?" Zelenskyi: "Nah. Never been fond of waiting in line."
- America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.
- I have fond memories of the sausage factory. It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.
- Why was the new lawyer not too fond of his work outfit? He wasn't comfortable being in a lawsuit yet.
- I had a cold call today asking about my recent accident I said "well he's 22 now and I'm rather fond of him"
- The other day I met a sentient ant who grew fond of me. It turns out he has the ability to type and write as well… This looks like it's all a cake day joke, but it's just fondant.
- I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories.
- Did you know King henry viii had an insatiable sweet tooth and was particularly fond of honey? It's why two of his wives were bee-headed
- As my old Grandad was so fond of saying , "When you're in a hole stop digging" It cost him his job in the graveyard , though.
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Fondly One Liners
Which fondly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fondly? I can suggest the ones about affectionate and sincerely.
- I've never been fond of making tunnels. It's just boring.
- Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan.
- I'm not really fond of massages It just rubs me the wrong way
- I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever.
- I'm not fond of narcissism. I feel like I'm better than that.
- How do Catholic priests remember choir boys? Fondly.
- What do you call a jamaican who has a fond taste for italian food A Pasta-man
- I've literally been waiting my whole life for this! Ask me about my fond-dual!!!!
- TIL that many Japanese people have a fondness for Tofu. They find it quite rubbery.
- You know why matter is fond of using the metric system? Because a lot of it is Pro-ton
- Why wasn't Eve really fond of wall-E? She wanted the D...
- What class does everyone remember fondly from Highschool? Nostalgebra
- I fondly look back at when I was breastfed... Thanks for the mammaries
- My father's sister really isn't fond of jews... We call her auntie-semitite
- What did one egg cell say to the other? I'm not o**... fond of you
Cheerful Fondly Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about fondly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vehemently jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fondly pranks.
I fondly remember my dad telling me this one, but i never understood it until recently.
A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.
He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
Little John fell in love with the teacher.
Little John is sitting in his bench and he is fondly looking at the teacher. It got little uncomfortable for her that he doesn't stop watching her so she said to him:
- John, why do you watch me all the time?
- Well, I love you - spoke John.
- But I do not love children - says his teacher.
- It's okay, we'll be careful.
My friend the beekeeper was looking fondly at something...
I personally found it to be quite ugly, but then I realized and told him "I guess beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder"
My grandfather is remembered most fondly for his ability to shred cheese...
Some say he was the gratist.
A Frenchman and a Mexican are sitting on a bench.
The Frenchman will occasionally sniff his fingers and say, "Ah, Fifi. My Fifi."
One day the Mexican asks, "What is this you're doing with the 'Fifi'?"
The Frenchman responds, "Every morning I finger my wife, Fifi, so I can smell her and think of her fondly. "
The next morning the Mexican finds the Frenchman on the same bench, sniffing his fingers and mumbling "Fifi."
The Mexican sits down next to him, rolls up his sleeve, and takes a long sniff from his elbow to the tips of his fingers...
"JUANITA!!!"
