The Best 40 Fond Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fond jokes. There are some fond fondly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fond proficient puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fond Jokes and Puns

Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies?

I'm a huge fan.

I felt like doing some service today, so I decided to donate some video games to the Rehabilitation Center for Meth Addicts.

They seemed particularly fond of "Need for Speed".

I fondly remember my dad telling me this one, but i never understood it until recently.

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.

He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.

The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

Fond joke, I fondly remember my dad telling me this one, but i never understood it until recently.

Famous physicist Dirac is talking about his favorite elementary particles...

Dirac says he is "very fond of electrons, they exist in all the atoms in our bodies, explain chemical reactions and the periodic table, and their flow in electrical circuits enables much of modern technology and beautiful lighting at night. Positrons however, well that's another matter altogether."

I once spoke to an extractor fan.

He said to me, "I used to like farming vehicles, but now I'm not so fond of them."


I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia.

Ahh......That brings back memories.

One girl was so fond of the boy

that when he farted she took the blame.
(She admitted that she had farted)

Fond joke, One girl was so fond of the boy

I have fond memories of the sausage factory.

It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.

My father's sister really isn't fond of jews...

We call her auntie-semitite

What did one egg cell say to the other?

I'm not ovary fond of you

I'm not fond of narcissism.

I feel like I'm better than that.

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Why was everyone shocked when Trump fired the director of the FBI?

Cause everyone thought that Trump was fond of comeys

I had a cold call today asking about my recent accident

I said "well he's 22 now and I'm rather fond of him"

So I found out why France has such a bad employment problem

It's because they aren't fond of occupations

What do you call someone who is very fond of cat videos?

A Catholic

Why is Trump so fond of his internet followers when he's having a bad week?

They're always russian to help help him.

Fond joke, Why is Trump so fond of his internet followers when he's having a bad week?

America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners

Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.

When I was a boy...

"I was walking along a street and happened to spy a cart full of watermelons. I was fond of watermelon, so I sneaked quietly on the cart and snitched one. I then ran into a nearby alley and sank my teeth into the melon.

No sooner had I done so, however, than a strange feeling came over me. Without a moment's hesitation, I made my decision. I walked back to the cart, replaced the melon -

And took a ripe one."
-Mark Twain

A forbidden love

"I'm in love with one of my sheep," the nervous young man told his psychiatrist.

"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog we are very attached to."

"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel physically attracted to my sheep."

"Hmmmmm," observed the doctor. "Is it male or female?"

"Female, of course!" the man replied curtly. "What do you think I am, GAY?"


Why is everyone so fond of the Swiss?

I'm not sure exactly but their flag is a big plus.

My Grandfather is pretty anti-semantic...

He hates the Jewish and also isn't fond of Semites.

I don't see very many Jewish pilots,

But that's ok, I'm not particularly fond of flying of kikes.

I fondly remember our childhood when Dad used to roll us down the hill in a tire.

Those were the Good Years.

Is my French girlfriend fond of golden showers?

Oui...

My fondest memories are of all the round trip plane tickets I bought.

Really takes me back.

My new Thai girlfriend is really fond of small penises.

I still wish she didn't have one.

Why didn't Clark come to the class

Alice: Hey, why didn't Clark come to the evening class yesterday? It was our first class in this semester...

Bob: I don't think he's very fond of crypto nights.

Why was the new lawyer not too fond of his work outfit?

He wasn't comfortable being in a lawsuit yet.

A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner.

'Much obliged', said he, pushing the plate aside, 'I am not accustomed to taking my wine in pills'.
Quote by Brillat-Savarin

My wife is very fond of saying "It's the little things in life..."

I just wish she wouldn't say it after sex

Actor Hugh Laurie was so fond of the works of Samuel Beckett that he once devoured an entire anthology of his poetry.

Hugh felt that he deserved to be a poet Laurie ate.

My girlfriend and I were walking by the pier

She recalled a fond memory of how her grandfather use to take her and her siblings to the pier to catch crabs.

I replied, I've got crabs you can catch

As my old Grandad was so fond of saying , "When you're in a hole stop digging"

It cost him his job in the graveyard , though.

My son was dating a girl, Stephanie, that I wasn't really fond of...

The last time he brought her over to the house, I said with a smile 'Hi there Amber!' She had a look of horror. 'Sorry, I can't keep all these girls' names straight' I said with a grin. I haven't seen her since!

Flat earthers are not very fond of the 2 metre distanceing

They claim its pushing some of their members over the edge.

I guess China will save the world's climate.

They are not fond of global warning.

What do you call a jamaican who has a fond taste for italian food

A Pasta-man

What's a Pirate's favorite programming language?

Python.

It's really readable and flexible, and has great scientific packages, so most people are pretty fond of it.

My fondest memory when I was a kid was building sandcastles with my grandpa.

I really enjoyed it until the day my mom hid the urn from me.

I went to a fondue party last night and thought of a really great joke!

I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.

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