Fond Jokes
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Funniest Fond Short Jokes
Short fond jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fond humour may include short tender jokes also.
- I fondly remember our childhood when Dad used to roll us down the hill in a tire. Those were the Good Years.
- Putin asks Zelenskyi: 'When I'm dead, I bet you will come to urinate on my grave?" Zelenskyi: "Nah. Never been fond of waiting in line."
- America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.
- I have fond memories of the sausage factory. It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.
- Why was the new lawyer not too fond of his work outfit? He wasn't comfortable being in a lawsuit yet.
- I had a cold call today asking about my recent accident I said "well he's 22 now and I'm rather fond of him"
- The other day I met a sentient ant who grew fond of me. It turns out he has the ability to type and write as well… This looks like it's all a cake day joke, but it's just fondant.
- I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories.
- Did you know King henry viii had an insatiable sweet tooth and was particularly fond of honey? It's why two of his wives were bee-headed
- As my old Grandad was so fond of saying , "When you're in a hole stop digging" It cost him his job in the graveyard , though.
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Fond One Liners
Which fond one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fond? I can suggest the ones about affectionate and fund.
- I've never been fond of making tunnels. It's just boring.
- Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan.
- I'm not really fond of massages It just rubs me the wrong way
- I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever.
- I'm not fond of narcissism. I feel like I'm better than that.
- How do Catholic priests remember choir boys? Fondly.
- What do you call a jamaican who has a fond taste for italian food A Pasta-man
- I've literally been waiting my whole life for this! Ask me about my fond-dual!!!!
- TIL that many Japanese people have a fondness for Tofu. They find it quite rubbery.
- You know why matter is fond of using the metric system? Because a lot of it is Pro-ton
- Why wasn't Eve really fond of wall-E? She wanted the D...
- What class does everyone remember fondly from Highschool? Nostalgebra
- I fondly look back at when I was breastfed... Thanks for the mammaries
- My father's sister really isn't fond of jews... We call her auntie-semitite
- What did one egg cell say to the other? I'm not o**... fond of you
Delightful Fun Fond Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about fond you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bond jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fond pranks.
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I felt like doing some service today, so I decided to donate some video games to the Rehabilitation Center for m**... Addicts.
They seemed particularly fond of "Need for Speed".
I fondly remember my dad telling me this one, but i never understood it until recently.
A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.
He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
Famous physicist Dirac is talking about his favorite elementary particles...
Dirac says he is "very fond of electrons, they exist in all the atoms in our bodies, explain chemical reactions and the periodic table, and their flow in electrical circuits enables much of modern technology and beautiful lighting at night. Positrons however, well that's another matter altogether."
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Why is Trump so fond of his internet followers when he's having a bad week?
They're always russian to help help him.
When I was a boy...
"I was walking along a street and happened to spy a cart full of watermelons. I was fond of watermelon, so I sneaked quietly on the cart and snitched one. I then ran into a nearby alley and sank my teeth into the melon.
No sooner had I done so, however, than a strange feeling came over me. Without a moment's hesitation, I made my decision. I walked back to the cart, replaced the melon -
And took a ripe one."
-Mark Twain
A forbidden love
"I'm in love with one of my sheep," the nervous young man told his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog we are very attached to."
"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel physically attracted to my sheep."
"Hmmmmm," observed the doctor. "Is it male or female?"
"Female, of course!" the man replied curtly. "What do you think I am, GAY?"
My Grandfather is pretty anti-semantic...
He hates the Jewish and also isn't fond of Semites.
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I don't see very many Jewish pilots,
But that's ok, I'm not particularly fond of flying of k**....
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Is my French girlfriend fond of golden showers?
Oui...
My fondest memories are of all the round trip plane tickets I bought.
Really takes me back.
Why didn't Clark come to the class
Alice: Hey, why didn't Clark come to the evening class yesterday? It was our first class in this semester...
Bob: I don't think he's very fond of crypto nights.
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My wife is very fond of saying "It's the little things in life..."
I just wish she wouldn't say it after s**...
My son was dating a girl, Stephanie, that I wasn't really fond of...
The last time he brought her over to the house, I said with a smile 'Hi there Amber!' She had a look of horror. 'Sorry, I can't keep all these girls' names straight' I said with a grin. I haven't seen her since!
Flat earthers are not very fond of the 2 metre distanceing
They claim its pushing some of their members over the edge.
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I guess China will save the world's climate.
They are not fond of global warning.
What's a Pirate's favorite programming language?
Python.
It's really readable and flexible, and has great scientific packages, so most people are pretty fond of it.
I went to a fondue party last night and thought of a really great joke!
I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.
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My math teacher grew seaweed on his wife's undergarments.
He really was fond of algae-bra.
