Fond Jokes
51 fond jokes and hilarious fond puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fond that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fond Short Jokes
Short fond jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fond humour may include short tender jokes also.
- I fondly remember our childhood when Dad used to roll us down the hill in a tire. Those were the Good Years.
- I remember my childhood quite fondly when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires. Those were the Good Years.
- What is a pirate's favourite letter in the alphabet? You think it would be the R, but he's really fond of the C.
- Putin asks Zelenskyi: 'When I'm dead, I bet you will come to urinate on my grave?" Zelenskyi: "Nah. Never been fond of waiting in line."
- America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.
- I have fond memories of the sausage factory. It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.
- Why was the new lawyer not too fond of his work outfit? He wasn't comfortable being in a lawsuit yet.
- I had a cold call today asking about my recent accident I said "well he's 22 now and I'm rather fond of him"
- My math teacher grew seaweed on his wife's undergarments. He really was fond of algae-bra.
- The other day I met a sentient ant who grew fond of me. It turns out he has the ability to type and write as well… This looks like it's all a cake day joke, but it's just fondant.
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Fond One Liners
Which fond one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fond? I can suggest the ones about affectionate and fund.
- I've never been fond of making tunnels. It's just boring.
- Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan.
- I fondly look back at when I was breastfed... Thanks for the mammaries
- I'm not really fond of massages It just rubs me the wrong way
- My father's sister really isn't fond of jews... We call her auntie-semitite
- I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever.
- Why is everyone so fond of the Swiss? I'm not sure exactly but their flag is a big plus.
- I'm not fond of narcissism. I feel like I'm better than that.
- the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley it keeps jamming
- I guess China will save the world's climate. They are not fond of global warning.
- How do Catholic priests remember choir boys? Fondly.
- What do you call someone who is very fond of cat videos? A Catholic
- What do you call a jamaican who has a fond taste for italian food A Pasta-man
- Is my French girlfriend fond of golden showers? Oui...
- I've literally been waiting my whole life for this! Ask me about my fond-dual!!!!
Delightful Fun Fond Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about fond you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bond jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fond pranks.
I felt like doing some service today, so I decided to donate some video games to the Rehabilitation Center for m**... Addicts.
They seemed particularly fond of "Need for Speed".
I fondly remember my dad telling me this one, but i never understood it until recently.
A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.
He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia.
Ahh......That brings back memories.
What did one egg cell say to the other?
I'm not o**... fond of you
When I was a boy...
"I was walking along a street and happened to spy a cart full of watermelons. I was fond of watermelon, so I sneaked quietly on the cart and snitched one. I then ran into a nearby alley and sank my teeth into the melon.
No sooner had I done so, however, than a strange feeling came over me. Without a moment's hesitation, I made my decision. I walked back to the cart, replaced the melon -
And took a ripe one."
-Mark Twain
A forbidden love
"I'm in love with one of my sheep," the nervous young man told his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog we are very attached to."
"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel physically attracted to my sheep."
"Hmmmmm," observed the doctor. "Is it male or female?"
"Female, of course!" the man replied curtly. "What do you think I am, GAY?"
My Grandfather is pretty anti-semantic...
He hates the Jewish and also isn't fond of Semites.
My fondest memories are of all the round trip plane tickets I bought.
Really takes me back.
My new Thai girlfriend is really fond of small p**....
I still wish she didn't have one.
As my old Grandad was so fond of saying , "When you're in a hole stop digging"
It cost him his job in the graveyard , though.
My son was dating a girl, Stephanie, that I wasn't really fond of...
The last time he brought her over to the house, I said with a smile 'Hi there Amber!' She had a look of horror. 'Sorry, I can't keep all these girls' names straight' I said with a grin. I haven't seen her since!
Flat earthers are not very fond of the 2 metre distanceing
They claim its pushing some of their members over the edge.
What's a Pirate's favorite programming language?
Python.
It's really readable and flexible, and has great scientific packages, so most people are pretty fond of it.
My fondest memory when I was a kid was building sandcastles with my grandpa.
I really enjoyed it until the day my mom hid the urn from me.
I went to a fondue party last night and thought of a really great joke!
I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.
My fondest Childhood memory was making Sand castle with Grandma.
Until my mother hid the Urn.
Some of my fondest memories are of building sandcastles with my grandfather….
Until Mom took the urn away.
Did you know King henry viii had an insatiable sweet tooth and was particularly fond of honey?
It's why two of his wives were bee-headed
