Follicles Jokes
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Follicles Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good follicles joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What did the hair follicle say to its daughter at prom?
They grow up so fast.
What do you call a fish with no I's?
Follicle-stimulating hormone
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A youthful child enters a follicle removal facility...
...and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, Which do you want, son? The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
What did I tell you? said the barber. That kid never learns!
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?
The boy licked his cone and replied,
Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!
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